Ellie

Things people say when I tell them I’m autistic. A thread 🧵 “I don’t think you’re autistic, just a bit shy, with charm” To be continued… 1/?

me.

why r piercings considered unprofessional?? that’s s some real hater shit

Therapist: “and what is your preferred method of communication?” Me: “preferably self deprecating memes.”

every 6 months I wonder if i will be embarrassed of myself 6 months from now

“your 20s will be the greatest years of your life” me in my 20s:

Sometimes I think I function well and then someone’s headlights are too bright and I have to resist the murderous, padded cell future laid out before me.

im drinking a hot choccy and going blanky mode u stupid bitch

hey can please describe why you like me in great detail also cite your sources

in a rut……need to get a new tattoo or dye my hair or buy a bunch of new clothes……..perhaps even all three……..