Ellie Bledsoe

@MattBakerSTL @phillgrooms TIL this 🤡 is still in professional sports

Fascinating stuff out of Denver re: what it takes for an MLS side to host Messi and Inter Miami. So when #AllForCITY fans see we aren’t playing a home match vs Miami, the fix appears to quite literally be in to what makes MLS the most money per away match.

@RapidsJason @SportsGuyJeremy TIL this guy is still fucking around in professional sports

@SportsGuyJeremy Actually it was easier to screenshot, this is about as much as I can do under 'fair-use':

I didn't mention it because I literally didn't know about this until right now. What the hell? #RCTID

Spkr Patterson, today is your last day as Speaker. Maybe you’ll make some kind of remarks about your time in this body. spare us your lies. But the one thing I do hope you do is take some time and soak in the day, cause today is your last day in a MO Taxpayer funded job.

The first Missouri capitol was destroyed by fire in 1837. The second capitol was destroyed by fire in 1911, when lightning struck the dome. The THIRD Missouri Capitol narrowly escaped a similar fate on May 13, 2026 when a GOP Senator hit too many buttons preparing his Hot Pocket.

🚨🇧🇦 Bosnia and Herzegovina have announced their first-ever World Cup squad. 😍 And the promo video is absolute cinema. 🔥

Surely he means Corey Wray is the one looking for those options… right? #AllForCITY

@poulomib22 duh yes

Should I keep these pants for a Union game?

@MattBakerSTL @stlCITYsc we were told that we would compete for hardware this season… and well the wooden spoon is a piece of hardware.

This is one of the most disappointing narratives we could possibly find ourselves in. After 10 match days, we find ourselves as @stlCITYsc fans clinging to hope and promise still... while seeing extremely little progress in terms of converting chances created into goals and points. And in this narrative... you could easily make the argument that you'd rather be in SKC's situation than what CITY finds themselves in: Brand new leadership top to bottom vs the muddled half-reload but not-rebuild situation w/the top man who's overseen the consistent decline of the on-field product still at the helm. #AllForCITY

I'd like to encourage everyone in Las Vegas to never purchase a ticket to these matches. Help ensure this is the worst purchase of this asshole's life. Thank you for your attention to this matter. E.W.

VEGAS?? Are you kidding me? As a lifetime supporter of the Whitecaps since last summer, that’s insane and the team deserves to stay in Vancouver #SaveTheCaps

@MebaRackentyre have many friends from PR they highly recommend

summer vacay plans are changing and i’m thinking of taking the kid to a beach. Anyone have thoughts on Puerto Rico?

American goalkeeper Jonathan Klinsmann has suffered a broken neck playing for Italian club Cesena on Saturday. The United States men’s national team hopeful, who is the son of former U.S. manager and Germany great Jurgen Klinsmann, had to be taken off the field on a stretcher in added time of his team’s 2-0 Serie B defeat at Palermo following a collision with an opposition player. He was taken to hospital where tests revealed that along with a cut to his head, the 29-year-old had sustained a fracture of his first cervical vertebra. 🔗 nyti.ms/4evom1o

@louididdy @deezel2121 Mike and Devon used to be the lead pair for USL back in the day when Saint Louis FC was playing down in Fenton. They had a lot of our games, especially the Kings Cup games against Louisville City. They’re become friends with Louligans, so they jump at the chance for an Stl match

@deezel2121 Found it, Mike Watts, thanks anyway. What does “local deep cuts” mean?

Imagine not playing this kid more….

@AshleyInMKE i will… for some reason twitter told me i needed to see this one specifically… time to run to the section

@Ellie_Shea13 Girl go to my tweets and replies. Its all i've been talking about lol

oh what did they do to the Royals lmfao.

Shalt Mayor Kara Spencer be recalled?

@stacycay maybe she thought it was Beetlejuice

An update from SOS Denny Hoskins on the 6th District: Originally, Hoskins said filing would reopen next week since the incumbent, Sam Graves, dropped out at the last minute. The SOS now says he withdrew before the window that would trigger the re-opening of filing. #moleg #mogov

Welcome back Peter Vermes

@poulomib22 winner gets the spot in the tournament

Bring Italy here for a friendly with the US, I wanna see something