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Bro you out here celebrating being the community dildo with a timer ⏰
She’ll ride you this weekend then go back to her main guy for rent, bills, and future plans. You get the thrill, he gets the loyalty + legacy.
Middleman = temporary plug. Main guy = the socket. Choose wisely or keep catching leftovers 😂”
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I’ll keep telling y’all that middleman relationship is just the best. No stress at all, no drama, no unnecessary arguments, just fun and steady knacks.
This’s someone’s serious girlfriend I met at the club in Abuja, I have booked her for the weekend and she can’t wait to Fvck me when she gets here.
I just pity all these simps sha………


SMURKIO ᯤ@bigOracle_
The best relationship every guy should indulge in now is middleman relationship, quit being the main guy bro fr
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BREAKING NEWS 🤦♂️💔💔💔
Senator Ned Nwoko has been defeated by former Delta Governor Ifeanyi Okowa in APC senate primaries after getting three votes.
He will no longer be representing his people. When Regina was there he was winning everything. Regina used her influence to campaign for him . She even gave him $50k to assist him . Now since she left everything is going left . This one hot shaaaa
Moral lesson : Some women make you win. They are assets 🙏🥹❤️

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@RAX6lade @thecurlysosa trust me my love, if you experienced what we be feeling you wouldn’t say this & it’s not terrible you just feel agitated and very emotional so your hella sensitive, most men know how to handle it.
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I caught my ex having an affair with her neighbor through chats, and she started begging because she knew that if I left her, there’d be no one to sponsor her lifestyle anymore. I asked her why she would do that after everything I’d done for her,someone I even opened a shop for.
The excuse she gave me was that my dick was too long, and anytime we had sex she always uncomfortable and always had tears, but she didn’t know how to tell me because she felt it would sound insulting. She said the guy Dick seemed smaller, and ever since she tried it with him, she’d been enjoying it more and promised to stop seeing the guy.
I was so embarrassed that someone I thought would be my future wife could be this worthless and still give such a useless excuse just because I have a big dick.

AYOMIPOSI 👑@HonestarsenalF
What’s the funniest excuse you’ve ever heard from someone cheating?
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IceMan final rankings
Whisper My Name - 10/10
Make Them Pay - 10/10
What did I Miss - 10/10
Firm Friends - 10/10 (conductor is goat)
Make Them Know - 10/10
Make Them Remember - 9.5/10
Don’t Worry - 9.5/10
Little Birdie - 9/10
Dust - 8.5/10
Make Them Cry - 8/10
Run To Atlanta - 8/10
Janice STFU - 8/10
National Treasures - 8/10
Burning Bridges - 7.5/10
Plot Twist - 7/10
Bs on the table - 7/10
2 hard 4 the radio - 7/10
Shabang - 7/10
9/10 album on first listen. Aubrey you did it again
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Kendall Jenner has allegedly spoken about how she doesn’t feel comfortable the way her boyfriend Jacob elordi looks at Sydney Sweeney in their show Euphoria. Apparently she has said that in this new season of Euphoria she personally asked the show directors not to have any sex scenes between Jacob and Sweeney. She said she is an extremely jealous person and it would break her if she sees her man sleeping with another woman even if it’s just a show.



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@baby_ivoryy @Amy_beke Did you only start seeing a successful man after you married an unsuccessful one? There are always successful men, find one and marry, and hope to God you don't find another man more successful than the one you're married to. Else you'd just keep jumping up and down.
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When I get married and see another man more handsome and more successful than my husband, I'll first tell my husband to go and meet the successful man and take advice from him.
If after doing that and he's still not successful, then I'll leave him for good and I'll start going closer to that successful man
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@instablog9ja She said "maid" not companion "for even the poorest of men to still have a maid."
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Marriage as a system was designed to benefit men, as it allows even the p+orest men to have a companion — Feminist Chidera Eggerue
British-Nigerian author and feminist Chidera Eggerue has made a controversial comment about marriage on the Honest Bunch Podcast.
During the conversation on marriage, feminism and relationship on the Honest Bunch Podcast, Chidera argued that marriage was created mainly to favor men. “Marriage as a system already was designed to benefit men,” she said. “Marriage allows for even the p+orest of men to still have a companion.”
She also stated that she would leave a partner if he lost his wealth. “And yes, if that man that I’m with, let’s say he loses his money, right? Because that’s the thing women hear a lot; ‘You want a rich man, well what if he loses his money?’ right?
We fantasize about the idea of a woman who likes rich men being with a man who loses his money. Guess what? He loses his money, he loses me. I move on,” she said.
Her comments quickly got a pushback from ManLikePharaoh, who described modern feminism in Nigeria as “a joke.” “Feminism is nons£nse, especially in Nigeria. It’s actually a joke,” he said, leading to a tense back-and-forth between both speakers.
Chidera, however, defended her stance, insisting she was speaking for women who no longer want to downplay their expectations in relationships. “I’m here to represent the women who are not going to p¥ssyfoot around trying to make men feel better,” she said.

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In a recent interview, Drake revealed that in 2017, he took a DNA test for his son Adonis because he wanted to be completely sure the child was his. However, the result came back inconclusive.
Still unsure, he ordered three more DNA tests from different labs in 2018, and all the results said the child wasn’t his.
He said that after seeing photos of his girlfriend’s ex, his doubts started making more sense because the baby resembled her ex more than himself. Even though he’s still co-parenting with Sophie, he added that it contributed to their breakup. He also said he couldn’t abandon the boy because he had already grown very fond of him and still sees him as his own. He was also seen getting emotional while talking about it 😢




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@SirBylHolte You're so so wrong about "Mayor of Kingstown" what women?
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"The Godfather" is a timeless masterpiece about power, family loyalty, betrayal, and the brutal cost of empire-building.
It’s masculine cinema at its peak — and it couldn’t be made today.
Because the men are unapologetically MEN, and the women stay in their lane.
Now compare that to today’s woke feminist garbage:
Guy Ritchie’s "MobLand" immediately hands real power to the wives, mothers, and scheming matriarchs, while the men are reduced to violent idiots or confused pawns.
Then you have Taylor Sheridan’s revisionist feminist crap:
"Yellowstone": Tough rancher men terrified of one unhinged toxic girlboss, Beth Dutton.
"Mayor of Kingstown": Hardened criminals constantly schooled and dominated by strong-willed, foul-mouthed women.
"Landman": Oil tycoons and roughneck men being lectured, manipulated, and put in their place by sharp-tongued women.
The tough guy realm doesn’t feel dangerous anymore — it feels henpecked.
"The Godfather" respected the game.
Modern shows mock it by pretending the women were always the real bosses.
I’ll take Coppola’s cold truth over this revisionist fantasy any day.

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- He's finer than her
- richer than her
- More refined than her
- Has lighter skin than her
- Has a better hairline than her
- Is still in his masculine prime while she's hit the wall
Klay Thompson almost settled for less but inspired by the Holy spirit, realised his mistake and self-corrected
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LASHY BILLS@LASHYBILLS
Megan Thee Stallion In 2015🥶 Meanwhile Klay Thompson in 2015🏆
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Tyla revealed in a statement yesterday that Universal Music Group offered her a $20 million deal with major bonuses attached. But after reviewing the contract, she said she reached out to Drake a close friend and collaborator for advice. As a major artist under UMG, Drake reportedly warned her not to sign, claiming the deal was a setup and that the big upfront money could end up costing her far more in the long run.


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