Jason Elmassian

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Jason Elmassian

@ElmassianJason

Writer, chef, part time law student, full time bullshitter.

Katılım Mart 2020
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Jason Elmassian
Jason Elmassian@ElmassianJason·
Moms are the best. Real moms, temporary moms, “moms” that are your friends mom but you suspect that she secretly loves you more than her own child, step moms (the real kind you porn addled pervs) and every mom in between. #MomsRule
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In the Pantheon
In the Pantheon@InThePantheon·
End Of Line : I curse Morrigan for forcing my hand and slowly start pulling. The tube makes a squishing sound as I pull it out of her. Ichor splashes me and falls down my face as I repeat the process over and over again. @Lucky_Caerus @ElmassianJason inthepantheon.com/?p=22940
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The Legal Wanksta
The Legal Wanksta@LegalWanksta·
@ElmassianJason I don't know how anyone can still believe in the institution of marriage after taking Family Law. I got married for the health insurance. 💁‍♀️
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Jason Elmassian@ElmassianJason·
Birthday in 2019: go out and have drinks with friends, then a dinner with the fiancé. Birthday in 2020: Michelin star food delivered to our door that the wife and I eat on the couch in T-shirts and sweat pants. #QuarantineLife #2020isweird #michelinfood
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In the Pantheon
In the Pantheon@InThePantheon·
The Call: My little back alley casino is thick with the smell of cigar smoke, bourbon, and shattered hopes. To me, there is no better scent in the world. I am Caerus, God of Opportunity, Luck, and Favor. Caerus (Jason Elmassian) #ThePantheon inthepantheon.com/the-call/oppor…
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Jason Elmassian@ElmassianJason·
Quarantine Log, Day Unknown: The days mean nothing to me anymore. Monday, Saturday, what is the difference. I cannot tell when it is 10AM v. 5PM; time has become an illusion. The only measure left is how many cups of coffee have I had since the sunrise. #quarantinemood #sendbeer
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Matthew Mercer
Matthew Mercer@matthewmercer·
Fewer things can turn me away faster than ill-informed assumptions and entitlement. Honesty and grace go a long way in conducting yourself, in person and online. No one truly knows another person’s truth/reality, and proclaiming otherwise is both obnoxious and unfortunate.
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