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BREAKING: Donald Trump sexually assaults an elderly man's belly button in the oval office, live on camera.
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A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.
Mars Katılım Nisan 2018
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Pruebe esto en casa cuando tenga la oportunidad. Filmarlo. Entonces sabrás que la otra persona en el espejo en realidad no eres tú. Nunca lo fue. Si realmente supieras qué son los espejos.
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Fun fact: It is typically illegal to sell a puppy younger than 8 weeks old because it’s considered cruel to separate it from its mother, but unfortunately corporate America expects women to return to work 4 weeks after giving birth.
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This is so sad.
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The chaos during the commercial break after Jeff Probst spoiled that Rizo lost fire making and is the final member of the jury #survivor50
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This cicada kept me awake all night. Enjoy Reggie Miller calling Spurs vs. Thunder, you son of a gun.
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As someone who missed the Will Smith slap live, this was the wildest live TV moment I’ve ever seen. RIP to whoever just lost their job #Survivor50
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There’s a 1 in 999 octillion chance we ever see this again
Robbie Ray gave up a grand slam on the 6th pitch of the game
Arizona Diamondbacks@Dbacks
NOLAN ARENADO GRAND SLAM!!!!
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@jrgoob @D31984832 @EricHovagim this is hilariously stupid.. even more so than your dumb trans take.. you truly think that Israel is worse in their treatment of gays/trans than Iran? I mean seriously? I bet you also think that black neighborhoods are just as safe as white neighborhoods.
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@D31984832 @ElonMuskmouse @EricHovagim in tehran, they perform sex change operations for the transgender. in israel, however, you might indeed get thrown off a roof.
but good luck with your propaganda.
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Deadnaming Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is Israeli behavior
ESPN Insights@ESPNInsights
Victor Wembanyama (22 years, 134 days) passes Lew Alcindor (22 years, 352 days) as the youngest player with 40 points and 20 rebounds in a playoff game😲
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@jrgoob @SeamusColeminer @fatnutsinmyface @EricHovagim wise words from a wise man, I stand by my original tweet
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@SeamusColeminer @fatnutsinmyface @ElonMuskmouse @EricHovagim you were so spot on i didn't even know which reply to share to prove you right but settled on this one.
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@StatenMusic @jrgoob @ElonMuskmouse @EricHovagim If I were meeting her high school teachers or college professors I would certainly need to use her maiden name
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@Timodc @benshapiro kind of like if someone never paid a guy who one bet $10k that Trump would lose the election, then they ghosted him
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Obama expressed empathy for Trayvon Martin and @benshapiro had a decade long tantrum. Imagine if instead he had stolen $1.8 bil from taxpayers and had BLM dole it out to whoever they wanted. Because that's what Trump is doing but for insurrectionist whites instead.
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actually, most sane people care. To the idiot-left, you fit in and they won't attack you; to sane people, we think you are a total moron, desperate for fitting in and not committing wrong-speak.
You greatly diminish your power and to a (far larger % than you will ever admit) large chunk of society, we think less of you, far far less of you and your opinions.
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GIF
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@christineyeargs look at me, I don't understand that there are exceptions! (but statistically, the odds were greatly against you)
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The unplanned pregnancy the world said would “ruin my life” only made it better.
I did it. He did it. We did it. 🎓
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@ElonMuskmouse @EricHovagim yes, you would say caitlin jenner, you massive prick.
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@samtripoli what a great idea, the 5% of blacks that probably pay their taxes will keep a little more and the sheboons on welfare will be in the exact same spot, genius!
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@chrislhayes you should never be taken seriously as a "reporter" ever again after a dumbfuck take like this
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I'm starting to become convinced that Trump's monomaniacal obsession with the ballroom/bunker is because he plans on barricading himself inside the bunker when his term is up.
Jake Sherman@JakeSherman
NEWS ON THE BALLROOM -- The $1B for USSS is one of the most important things Republicans are dealing with right now. It is the single provision that is standing in the way of ICE/CBP funding. Trump wants this on his desk by June 1. But that's all been complicated by the $1B for security, including Trump's ballroom. Forget the House floor right now. it's irrelevant. all the action will begin when the Senate moves the reconciliation bill. As @LauraEWeiss16 scooped last night, Senate is not only changing the $1B language, but they are also considering lowering the number from $1B. Senate is engaged in a lot of Trump management right now. They know Trump wants the money but they also know that, in its current form, they cant pass it. The parliamentarian is a side show, for the most part. Because if the language ends up on the floor, it could easily come out during vote-a-rama. And here's the real kicker: The House is even trickier. Absences and opposition will kill this provision in the House. Johnson has been warned by rank and file. This won't fly. punchbowl.news/archive/51926-…
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