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@TheBritLad My husband's response to them is "go fk yersens"

🚨 Muslims in the UK are urging for a ban on public eating during daylight hours in Ramadan. They believe that witnessing others eat can heighten their temptation. What is your message to the Muslims?

@NoContextBrits i'd ONLY eat the beans but not if they've touched all that!

One item has to go. Which is it?

@Telegraph Wow, Prince George and Princess Charlotte will treasure this photo forever. Look at those huge smiles!

📸 Taylor Swift posts selfie with ‘M8’ Prince William and beaming George and Charlotte backstage Find out more👇 telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/06/2…

@chrisrickett @chrisshipitv @jonathanyeo Fantastic reply re Charlie Tampon

@chrisshipitv @jonathanyeo He finally got his tampon wish 😭

Any thoughts on this new portrait of King Charles III ? It’s just been unveiled in front of the King and Queen at Buckingham Palace by the artist @jonathanyeo It’s the first completed completed official portrait of the Monarch since the Coronation 🖼️

@chrisshipitv @jonathanyeo The red is from the tomatoes 🍅🤣🤣🤣

@McCainSuzanne 🙏🏼my thoughts are with you at this difficult time.

I need some prayers right now. I am not doing well. Thanks in advance.

@The_temp_tation - Please go back to who you used to be, before you became an interfering, annoying liar, putting your oar into the lives of others and spreading untruths and exaggerations is very wrong and is reflecting back on you and your own character and personality.

MIC's @The_Temp_tation has become a horrible person. I used to really like him but he has changed so much now he is interfering in everyone's lives. Telling Jazz he's heard from EVERYONE that she is dating others besides Miles, when it only came from Vanders via Harvey.

@according2_taz That young man really tugged at my heartstrings as he spoke of waking in hospital as a double amputee, and then about receiving a letter from a WW2 veteran, giving him encouragement for the future. I hope he gets support and goes far.

The Invictus Games is losing interest because it’s become little more than a publicity & promotional event for Harry & Meghan. What people loved & what drew them in were the veterans. It was always about their stories of sacrifice, dedication, honour & the people that saved them.

@MailOnline Thats awful, so young as well.

'Beautiful' student, 19, felt dizzy at dress fitting for her mother's wedding - two years later she was dead from a brain tumour trib.al/NJoATbV

Prince Harry has 'crushed the hopes' of anyone expecting him to return to the Royal Family - Mirror Online mirror.co.uk/3am/us-celebri…

Wow! Absolutely spot on!!

@JDEadonWriter TV

Meghan's PR backfires 1) Queens Funeral. Meghan shows up for photo ops. Result: Mocked for the "tear in one eye", and her face is blocked on TV by a giant yellow "Candle In The Way".💥 2) Frogmore: Meghan complains about Frogmore Cottage: Result: Gets evicted. #Evictus💥 3) Ulvade: Meghan brings a camera crew for the ultimate cynical PR photoshoot. Meghan poses placing flowers on an innocent victims' grave. Result: Megan gets accused of "inserting herself into other's grief".💥 4) Invictus: Meghan relentlessly parades herself. Result: Meghan is accused of exploiting veterans, and making the games "About her", a farce.💥 5) Polo match prize-giving: Meghan seeks reflected glory, unsuccessfully grabs at the trophy. Result: The ultimate cringe video.💥 6) Powdered Coffee: Meghan appears as an extra in a smug SheEO's Instagram ad (and screws up a fist-bump). Result: Irked customers return their coffee by post; CEO complains as sales go south.💥 7) Christmas concert: Meghan hogs the centre of the stage. Result: She gets isolated as the other singers, bemused, flee to the edges of the stage. Another must-see cringe vid.💥 8) Oprah: Meghan slanders the Royal Family. Result: Meghan begets a reputation for being a b****y race-baiter. Her barefaced lies get debunked as the equally- malevolent race-baiter, Oprah, gets Markled.💥 9) Netflix Documentary: Meghan moans endlessly, and even mocks the gentle, kind, beloved, elderly, frail, dying Queen Elizabeth with a creepy deep bow. Later, she cries in self-pity in front of a $40,000 throw. Result: Meghan gains a reputation for self-pity and attacking her own families. Her popularity nosedives.💥 10) Wedding: Meghan invites Hollywood A-listers she does not know, and shuns her own family (a token-relative mother aside). Result: Meghan is accused of arch hypocrisy.💥 11) Family Photographs: Meghan releases photoshopped images with, allegedly, and what appear to be, other people's tots and dolls. Result: Worldwide exposure of the "Sussex Baby Scam" and yet another press cover-up.💥 12) Megnant: Meghan grins in PR shots, showing off her "bump", which she clutches incessantly. Result: A litany of bizarre "Moonbump" malfunctions are exposed in photos and videos.💥 13) Spare: Meghan writes Harry's poison-pen book. Result: When Harry's book receives terrible reviews worldwide, Meghan quickly disowns it, calling it, embarrassing.💥 14) Podcast: Meghan makes a me-me-me vanity podcast for Spotify. Result: A senior Spotify executive accuses her of being a "f****** grifter".💥 15) Feminist: Meghan pays Archwell cash to speak on a ageing-feminists' (SXSW) show. Result: Meghan repeats her ridiculous porky about writing to a manufacturer of soap. Meghan receives her comeuppance swiftly. Brooke Shields gives Meghan a brutal put-down!💥 16) Red Carpets. Meghan turns up on a fashion mag awards ceremony (or whatever) red carpet, and hogs it. Result: Meghan's own PR girl physically shoves Meghan off the red carpet, to make way for a young starlet.💥 The hapless PR girl leaves Archewell within a fortnight.💥 17) Kevin Costner. Meghan gatecrashes his presentation; Result: Costner looks embarrassed.💥 18) Pearl: Meghan attempts a virtue-signalling Netflix show of her woke book, Pearl. Result: the show gets promptly cancelled. This commercial failure was the first of various, which quickly culminated in open mockery of Meghan by the entertainment industry, spurred on by South Park.💥 19) Ballgown: Meghan struts proudly into a Jamaican cinema, but it is not the VIP screening cinema. Meghan flaunts a big, pompous ballgown, while everyone else wears cheerfully scruffy baseball caps and shorts. Result: Meghan is relegated to Row 10, and #ImOffToTheShops trends on Twitter.💥 20) American Riviera Orchard: Meghan launches an empty shop and a weird video of her posing on a veranda wearing a ballgown. As you do. Result: The royal-wannabe brand falls flat on its pretentious face, and is universally mocked. Meghan is accused of using her title to sell jam, which betrays the late Queen's agreement (Megxit).💥 21) Jam Scam: A Meghan PR lackey posts pots of jam to "influencers". The PR photo of the jam shows the label peeling off. Result: King Charles' jam sells out (profits to charity).💥 22) Fashion: Meghan copycats the fashion of other, more stylish, women. Result: Funny Youtuber comparisons: "Who wears it worse".💥 23) Paramount Gatecrash: Megan tailgates some mogul and his girl onto a red carpet. Result: Bemused looks by mr mogul and his trophy wife.💥 24) Aviation Awards. Meghan gets Harry to pay for a laughable "Living legend" award. Result 1: The Living Legends award itself gets mocked, worldwide, as a paid-for, celebrity-ego-polishing bauble.💥 Result 2: Punishment: no dining with John Travolta at this self-congratulatory dinner. Meghan and her poodle are banished to the back of the hall, to naughty-step level of Hell, table 112.💥 25) PR Itself: Meghan spends $Millions a year on three PR teams or so. Result: Polls show Meghan is more unpopular, year upon year.💥 🤔🤔🤔 #MeghanMarkIe #Philanthropath #MeghanMarkleEXPOSED #PR #Ego

@Mutunga22534150 @DianaWallace888 And he lost. I remember a few years ago of him doing the rounds of TV, showing off that he was the one, the chosen baby. Then in later years when everyone started getting sensitive, He decided he needed to sue someone.

Kurt Cobain allegedly got this idea to put a naked baby boy on the album cover from watching a television program on “water births.” After controversy on the baby’s penis being visible on the cover Cobain said, "If you're offended by this, you must be a closet pedophile." Do you believe him? 🚨

@Nickster632 Perhaps she is trying to resemble innocent Diana with the thin fabric of her skirt and hazy sun shining through, although with Smegma, she just looks like Raggedy Ann every time she turns out.

So this one’s wife standing all alone - why can she never put her ankles together or wear a slip with a dress that is see through ?!?!

@according2_taz Omg 3rd pic its gingers thumb 😂

My final thought on the recent polo match… Nacho is a full time professional Polo player. We are expected to believe that Harry won? Perfect timing with the Netflix film crew no?

@according2_taz Smegma looks terrible flat chested.

@casharif @according2_taz @ArchRose90 The person calling themselves Jessica Alves was born as Rodrigo Alves and had hundreds of surgeries whilst trying to decide what he wanted to be. He wasn't like those who say they felt they were born in the wrong body, he just couldn't make his mind up.

@according2_taz @ArchRose90 Completely agree with what you say but don’t understand the attached picture 🤔

I’m more than happy to be on the same side as JK Rowling when her opponents look like this.

@Nickster632 I was telling my daughter who is yet to have a child how impossible this move is. I said MM would need her thighs apart from the bump to 'roll' down in its entirety. I said obviously the baby has a spine and limbs and can't just be compressed to suit cameras

January 2019 Birkenhead - Markle allegedly six months pregnant, bump then no bump !! Squatting with her knees together with such a HUGE bump that then just disappears !! We the UK public need answers #KensingtonPalace #MeghanMarkleWasNeverPregnant #MeghanMarkleEXPOSED