Vanilla ice cream

These are my friends; they occupy a major place in my life

If this is true… it's wildly messed up. Some clown at a construction site allegedly stuffed a roll of toilet paper into fiberglass insulation and left it in the site bathroom. As you can imagine, it didn't go well for the person who used it.

@SlimBooter @MarioNawfal How interesting!

@MarioNawfal So when they do the mugshot with the height listing on the wall behind them are they just going to grab a tape measure and hold it next to him? 😂

🚨🇺🇸 So many questions… but mainly, what is going on in Austin, Texas?

@chefsevenn It will expire if you don't eat it soon

What’s your first thought when you see this fridge?

@JUSTfacts2023 @BuzzPatterson The real test of your mental fortitude is seeing the plane roll away during takeoff.

@BuzzPatterson What's so bad about this those were new tires and had never rolled anywhere else. 😂😂

“Ah, guys…guys, I think we lost something.” 🤣

@EricLDaugh @StevenCheung47 🤣

🚨 LMFAO! Sec. Marco Rubio was just spotted wearing the Nicolas Maduro "Nike Tech" aboard Air Force One, en route to China with President Trump Just like Maduro wore when 47 captured him 🔥 We love Marco 😂😂 📸 @StevenCheung47

You know what, I'll take the snow and tornadoes up north, as long as I don't have to worry about dinosaurs walking down my street 👀😂

@LangmanVince This is a specialty product from my hometown in Florida.

The whole world is urging me to grow up, but only my mother cherishes my little wings. Thank you for being there, for always loving me🥰

@HOUSEPORN___ I really like this kind of balcony

Did they really recreate a beach on the balcony floor? 😭

Rory McIlroy’s first win on TOUR 🏆 A clutch birdie on the 72nd hole @TruistChamp in 2010 that prompted one of the most decorated careers in golf. #TOURVault

Rickie drives it to 15 feet! And a thumbs up from Rory on the green 👍 📺 Golf Channel

@80Clarke Happy birthday!

Another year 🤦‍♂️ Another birthday 🥴 Getting to old for this shite now 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️😩😩 FORTY FUCKIN SIX 46 🤯🤯 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 Later this evening 😃😃👌👌

Summer is here

I want to buy a horse to raise. What breed of horse should I choose?

@nicksortor I enjoyed watching this episode of the talk show

LMAO! Marco Rubio, as White House Press Secretary, was just asked what his DJ NAME is, after his stint as a DJ in Florida this weekend REPORTER: "Whats your DJ name?" RUBIO: "My DJ name? You don't WANT to know my DJ name!" 🤣 Any guesses? 😂