elsi who?

i want a new rule: i want to be able to submit reports on people for distracted driving. put em on a watch list, send them to re-training. whatever. the number of "sorry i didn't read the ad, i was driving" is too dang high. stop being bad at both hookers and driving.

fuck.

@ChelseaHarperx okay. tell me what you want the people to know. i've been training for this. like, in too many ways. i don't know what an aella is tho.

@timbishop4000 @Brocklesnitch bye felicia

@Brocklesnitch Let's see: genius but troubled doctor. Spunky, cute supportive nurse, grumpy boss but means well, personal dramas, crazy emergency situations that are solved by same dramatic formula. Yep, one episode of this showed me all I needed to know. Hard Pass.

The Pitt discourse on here is absolutely deranged. Can you all just watch a show

@Brocklesnitch mmmmnope. [haven't been here for the discourse, but am a nightmare, so preemptively voting nope]

@swordlesbi yoink!

Beep beep! Donor Mobile. #thePitt

i go to the dog park and make weird sounds at your dogs to make them do that head tilt thingie. just a nuisance. wow.

@KatieDayXo @HazelAppleyard land of the free, eh?

@ElsiDawson @HazelAppleyard It's all I can do here now

Why would you even do this to your child?

@KatieDayXo @HazelAppleyard INTERNET POINTS, BB!

@HazelAppleyard Scaring your child for views

on a motorbike, behind an ambulance, on a hill, crossing a double yellow, without a helmet. this is in the textbook and the test. lord above, what were we thinking.

@RightWingDad @TMZ i'm a whore, and i approve this message.

@TMZ Keep the change, ya filthy animal

'Home Alone' Star Daniel Stern Cited for Soliciting Prostitution tmz.me/W9mHrku

@mistressmatisse free speech, amirite?

We cannot safely discuss anything on this list on this site now, please don’t ask or approach. They will kick us off completely just for talking about it

@BowieGoneBatty she loves me!

@ElsiDawson lol, in fairness, I’d put your tits in the “fetish” category as opposed to kink

Had such a great time debating and ranking kinks. Listen to find out which we ranked #1!

@Pineapples83896 @HushNowWench @sourerdoe and then be responsible enough to do the things. don't need you to read the manuals and toss them over your shoulder, be on top of things too. you if you wanna join the team, obvo

@HushNowWench @sourerdoe Have a great deal of knowledge or skill in an area or multiple areas. Even then you could just have basic knowledge in a niche topic. Impressing people is just subverting expectations or showing dedication

@markeburge @eastsidedads nah, complimentary turns can go together. were not waiting on city planners to play the red car in a parking lot game twice a day on the commute.

@eastsidedads It is absurd how many drivers have no idea that a four way stop means one car at a time goes.

all drivers should be required to do a mandatory written test for very licence renewal. #bcpolin

@KatieDayXo @NoahVerrier blocked

@NoahVerrier Should have used a coke Zero

My oil painting of Diet Coke & Uncrustable

@SkylerMack_ baby got mack

Hiiiiiiiiii ✨🤍

@JeanFrancois13 i would say it's probably a better story of someone working to recover from the trauma of neglect and ostrasization.

@ElsiDawson The Grinch is both Job and the Devil. Also I said remix

The Grinch is just a remix of the story of Job 😮🤯