Cyprian Elwes

ESO SON REEBOK o SON NIKE?!

People will look you deadass in the eyes and say “we like uncommon baby names” and proceed to name their kid kendyl.

My biggest irrational fear is getting famous and having my name become a popular baby name.

Louisiana is the Pennsylvania of the south

Canon event: finding out Lil ma was a woman

In: vibe coding

Ya getting cheated on sucks…but have u ever ordered chipotle and they forgot to add the sour cream?

If the United States is the NBA, would that make Canada the WNBA?

Beach over pool; but pool over lake; but lake over natural pool.

Oh so your from New York? Bet, use Schlep in a sentence rn.

The comment section is ALWAYS better than the video.

Saltines are just naked Cheez-its

Serious question: has anyone actually ever had to “mind the gap” like who is that for?

The metric “cold as balls” doesn’t make sense and never did

Mentally, I’m here

Another day another tarot card prediction that was “meant to find me”

@j_fishback @investazoria @GavinElwes some steady hands

Vlog: Day 1 of @InvestAzoria in London.

@j_fishback @investazoria Amazing !!

Don’t say it with your chest if your chest is at my knees. Thanks.

Happy Election Day - May the odds be ever in your favor