Elys

Intro and AU explanation 🧵

@IntellectualCob Yeah!

@ElysPhone4 ..Huh. Really now?

Had one of my employees take a picture of me. It came out shakier than I wanted, but I’ll take it. How do I look? Snazzy, right? #Meeple #BuyFromMeeple

@CulinaryPunster What.

Hello every object! I am Steve, Steve Cobs! Hahahahhahah! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@thebettermeeple ^_^

@ElysPhone4 green...

How attractive I think everyone is.

My dms aren’t working:(

@bt203744275139 Sorry, I didn’t see this… you’re beautiful and I love you so much <3 You really make me feel better about myself and I really connect with you like no one before. You mean everything <3

i love my gfs so much they're my world my everything so why cant i ever fuckin bring myself to talk to thek i need to die im a failure whyd theyeven pick me to begin with

@bt203744275139 @puppycloverz @OJsAdvice Ohhh

@ElysPhone4 @puppycloverz @OJsAdvice clover has a crush on you. i suppose this was meant to be new information

I love when people talk about me. Go ahead!

@bt203744275139 @puppycloverz @OJsAdvice Huh?

@puppycloverz @OJsAdvice @ElysPhone4

@bt203744275139 @OJsAdvice Hey!!!!

@OJsAdvice @ElysPhone4

You know what? I do feel a little bad for that gay little phone.

// WHY AM I IN MESSAGES PURGATORY

I miss my dad :(

thank you for teaching me what it’s like to be human. maybe i almost was.

// flyinggg elyssss

@CulinaryPunster Sorry >M<

@ElysPhone4 I am. You’re not helping.

I got a show in three hours I’m fucked.

@CulinaryPunster Uh…don’t worry!!

@ElysPhone4 This is why I’m fucked.

@CulinaryPunster I don’t really understand but i’m sure it could be funny…!!

@ElysPhone4 Tuna is pronounced like 2-na so 3-na… oh whatever.

@bt203744275139 I love you too ^3^

i love my girlfriejnds :)))))))

I miss my dad and home dimension. He used to be so nice to me.