Emily

Daily affirmation: Yayyyy

@nickiwutsgood Forever lurking but didn’t feel compelled to tweet til I was wearing Uggs and juicy 🤭🤭

@EmWerner omg is she back?!?

Dressed like the coolest girl in 7th grade today (Ugg boots and juicy jacket). 34 years old btw

@ax3i0hm @littleapostate I second mockingbird! Cause you can also get any infant car seat and pop it on there w their kit

@littleapostate And they also have a double conversion one that’s in the $500-600 range

@littleapostate Wipes, keekaroo peanut, infant car seat, multiple portable sound machines and fans, so many burp cloths, baby books in lieu of cards, play mats, glider

Had a baby so I can call everything I buy myself for the next year a push present

@diabolicalpree Literally……..

I think “space” is in the ocean

@BeeBabs We quote this like once a week in my house it’s so haunting

You know what reality TV moment haunts me, when AD from LiB was walking down the aisle and Clay said "Ok bawdy" and she said "Do you see the material"

@majordouzie Omg nasty gal statement necklace just triggered something within me

@majordouzie There’s so many brands so much gear so much stuff

I knew I was ready to be a mom when I purchased a wrapping paper organizer and started saving tissue paper gift bags and nice ribbon :///

They’re saying it’s all about having chocolate milk in a rocks glass every day at 5pm. Don’t shoot the messenger it’s just what they’re saying

When I get purple first in connections I do feel exactly like this

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Don’t piss me off

Useful tip

Lucky charms taste so good when u ain’t got a bitch in ya ear telling you it doesn’t have enough marshmallows

i haven’t been able to come up with tweets lately because the cat and i have been on less than ideal terms

I may not tweet for months my new thing is the weather app

@tf_oconnor 31 is prob one of the most normal ages to be

this man is extremely stressed out about my boyfriend being 31

i love the word 'also' because i'm never done talking

@gracecamille_ Besides ugly, these are just different seasons babe,,