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@Emasja

Engineer. MBA. MCMI (UK). Repost ≠ endorsement. #ChelseaFC #HalaMadrid.

Everywhere Katılım Mayıs 2011
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m.e.e.n.a.h1@LadidiXO·
Open WhatsApp View status, hiss Close WhatsApp Enter twitter
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Micheal D@micheal_ws18·
To be a successful gym-goer, you have to move fast when you get out of bed right before your brain starts negotiating.
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Seyram
Seyram@__theSeyram·
Do I want you? Yes. Will I leave you if you stress me? Yes.
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SKB@seyikanbai·
“I don’t care about looks. I can’t buy a Birkin bag of $100k and you’re telling me a king is born today for my turn” — Victor Osimhen 😂
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E@_ellaru·
Facts about men that don’t like birthdays: - They are low maintenance - They like being alone - They’re used to making themselves happy - They measure life in progress and not dates. - They pour into others more than they receive. - They don’t like drama.
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Tomori Simisola
Tomori Simisola@SimisolaTomori·
This is basically like running a dispatch business 🤣🤣 I had 10 bikes and a bus, my husband had an extra 5 bikes as well. One day, I sold everything and kept just the bus. A few weeks ago, I even dashed my husband the bus, I cannot come and run mad 🤣 I saw fire and brimstone 😭🔥
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BSAT Properties@BSAT_Properties

One of my financial mistakes 2024 i opened a pure water factory for additional income. In fact in my head I had imagined that it’s blood money business I was about to enter because I felt the expenses will be small so I imagined plenty profit. In my mind I said after all I’m not buying the water. Anyway let me first use 5 minutes to laugh at my self first before I start 😂😂😂 I bought every machine it needed to Nafdac standard,I also registered it with Nafdac so my sale was very legit. That gave me my first experience with Nafdac I started with 3 cars,a hilux truck and 2 open boot bikes. We kicked off and my reality set in. First of all printing of roll was more expensive than i thought,already taking half of my money. Then as a producer our price is usually regulated with other factories,we cannot give drivers higher than other factories because we had a union binding us and it was part of our rules. We are producers so we don’t sell directly,we give to drivers at cheaper rate then they sell and make their money. As at that time I was giving each bag of water to my drivers at 120 naira a bag sometimes 150. Now I will still buy fuel for the cars ooo Even when i considered the option of them buying fuel and adjusting their price I still suffered for it. I also pay each bagger 10 naira to bag 1 bag,this is minus other salaries of the people in production handling the major sealing machines ooo I was burning electricity and light bill as if fire was burning my Nyash. I changed filters every two weeks and it’s not cheap I ran diesel to support Nepa because of course I live in Nigerian. I had so many staffs on salaries too and there are so many other expenses i cannot say all here. Abi is it car maintenance,story for another day 🥱 Drivers will owe me and they kept giving excuses that customers are owing them,all lies,infact me,drivers and police station became customers every week. I gave most of this drivers accommodation ooo but the truth is they are full blown thieves. At the end of every sales I make money but it goes like the wind to expenses and I will be left with only money to replace the rolls to produce again. To cut the long story short I was close to running madd then I shut down the business and I regained my sanity. If you have ever ran a pure water business you will understand this post better than anyone else,and if you intend to open a pure water factory first go to Amadioha and take juju make all your workers first swear oath before you start and take jazz not to run madd. Which business showed you shege? © Belle Kingdom

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Aakash Gupta
Aakash Gupta@aakashgupta·
Floyd Mayweather never wore a pair of underwear twice. He employed someone full-time whose only job was sanitizing his car collection each morning. If a car hadn’t been wiped down, Mayweather wouldn’t touch it. The man spent $12,000 a week at one Japanese steakhouse. Every week. For years. At a party, he threw $50,000 into a swimming pool to watch strippers dive in after it. Floyd bought a $50,000 diamond-encrusted iPod. An $18 million watch with 260 carats of diamonds. A $10 million engagement ring for a woman who became his ex. The car habit got worse. Five Bugattis. Sixteen Rolls-Royces. A $5 million Koenigsegg. His assistant mentioned she’d just picked up his 33rd Mercedes from one dealership. Mayweather got tired of her borrowing his cars, so he bought her one too. Then came the jets. A $60 million Gulfstream for himself. A second one for $30 million because his entourage was annoying him on the first. The gambling was its own beast. $5.9 million on a single NBA game. Six figures on the Little Caesars Bowl. The Little Caesars Bowl. He averaged $100,000 a week in bets. One year he reportedly lost $50 million. Thieves broke into his house and walked out with $7 million in jewelry. Floyd kept spending. Then the IRS showed up wanting $22 million in unpaid taxes. Mayweather’s lawyers told a judge his wealth was “primarily illiquid.” Asked the court to please wait 60 days because another fight was coming and he needed the purse to cover the bill. He paid. Then bought the second jet. Now it’s 2026. The first jet is sold. A court authorized creditors to seize his Bugatti. His strip club owes back taxes. He still owes Logan Paul $1.5 million from four years ago. His team asked Showtime to open the books on his career earnings. Showtime said the records were destroyed in a flood. Mayweather’s plan to fix everything: fight a 59-year-old Mike Tyson. In the Congo. At age 49. Career earnings: $1.2 billion. Every line above is real.
Austin Tunoi@austin_tunoi

Mayweather went bankrupt after earning $1.2B in his career. Seeing his houses and cars being auctioned is bizarre.

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CHUKS 🍥@ChuksEricE·
“Please as a man, take care of yourself. I went to work y’day & the hospital ward was filled with men. Last week, two d!£d. And please take care of ur wife, because in times like this, only a woman that truly loves you will stand by U”🥹 —Nurse begs men
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The_Bearded_Dr_Sina
The_Bearded_Dr_Sina@the_beardedsina·
Okay, let me share my awful experience in one of these so called luxurious hotels. It was a Tuesday I was going to be in Lagos for some meetings in Ikeja. Asked people which hotel was cool and luxurious. Someone suggested a High brow luxurious hotel, when I got to Lagos I headed to the hotel. Paid 100k for the day, after I entered, loved the ambience, it was given luxury downstairs. My room was on the second floor. The hotel concierge helped with my luggage and also the key card that unlocks the room. We proceeded to the elevator, I closely followed the concierge at the back, we strolled down the hallway. Lights automatically came on as we walked. I was impressed then I was taken to my room. What???????!!!! I explained For 100k per day. Is this what I get?? The room was so small, different from what was shown on their site. I almost lost my cool. It was like a slice of cake. The kind of Room Marie Antoinette will see and shout. " Let them have cake" You literally can have a claustrophobic trigger if you were there. I maintained my calm. I was tired from my previous flight, so I decided to sleep a little. Went to the bathroom, tried looking for hotel supplies like toothbrush, paste, soap etc which I believed was statutory. I didn't find. Rung the reception that it seems they forgot to put hotel supplies in my room, she apologized that they will send someone. Waited for close to 30 minutes. Next for 1 hour, by then it was getting to late evening. Then I went downstairs to complain that I called earlier for toiletries and I hadn't gotten any. I got the most hilarious response. The receptionist told me, that they had run out hotel supplies for a while and they had not gotten toiletries supplies. And the hotel restocked. What??? I WAS SHOCKED. Really No toothbrush, no paste, no soap and you had the audacity to say that. Luckily there was a supermarket, few minutes close by, I walked there to buy toiletries , since the hotel that billed 100k per night could not provide basic toiletries. Next morning, it was time for breakfast. Food was so annoying Worst hotel breakfast I have had. Out of anger , I just left the place. Checked out and went elsewhere. I called my friend who was also pissed and disappointed with the level of service. It was nothing close to my expectation. The name of the hotel is IBIS HOTEL, IKEJA. I will never recommend them. Looks luxurious but trust me, you won't get premium experience
Mayor Of Uyo@Sami_incredibl

45k room in Lagos hotel, and they said I can’t eat out, food and drinks has to be frok them. We moved this morning to a different one, booked online. 56k, we got here, no light, no water. We should wait till 1pm. For these amounts, in Uyo, manager fit gimme him babe.

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Jordan
Jordan@jorolevenque·
Twitter is less fun because you can no longer tell who is naturally dumb and who is trying to make rent from ragebait
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gin!@kuriiia·
finding out you don't know shit is a very important part of the learning process
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SOLAR ♻️♻️♻️
SOLAR ♻️♻️♻️@LagosSolarGuy·
Today I fit dy trek under hot sun for ikeja make tomorrow I dy trek inside alaba market next tomorrow I fit dy inside flight dy go enjoy myself for another state or country. I still enter bike like everyday life no hard. Anywhere you see me judge me e no concern me😂
Sir J (J9)@SirJarus

I don't know why people are finding it hard to believe there are people that choose to not do some things despite being capable of doing them. I don't know why people are finding it difficult to believe there are people that can afford a car in London but choose to not have one and it doesn't detract from their social standing.

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𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘
i once worked with someone extremely wealthy and what stood out was their mindset and how they never complained about small inconveniences their coffee order was wrong? they just drank it. flight delayed? they pulled out a book. they had this quiet acceptance that some things simply aren’t worth the emotional energy while the rest of us stressed over what we couldn’t control, they had already shifted focus to what they could control. it wasn’t really about money solving problems… it was about having enough security that they didn’t feel the need to fight every battle... they could afford, mentally and emotionally, to let things go.
✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐@upshine3

For those who work for rich people, what's the most out-of-touch thing you witnessed?

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TITAN@TemooTitan·
Is she speaking facts?
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Big Chi
Big Chi@It_Chioma·
This is how to eat your fruits and when 😂
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When Ejikem dated Aunty Ada When Sansa was dating Tife Danny was selling sneakers Segalink was bailing out boys from police When one bank used graphics to Diss every bank Sco pa tu mana, o jewa ka eng When Shola was Jaythedope and got detained Rema would often rant once once Peruzzi slapped pamilerin Pamilerin shared pads Crackhead girl that screamed out music lyrics out in public places Shank was making Twitter memes Chemical brother was called Aba Goliath by Dreylo Sub delivery man days later post sub man That meins you will sleep here
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How long have you been on twitter? Me👇

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