We got the hennesseyyyyyyyy

This man called the office ten times in a row over a portable fan he had in his possession. One that he could easily walk downstairs to return if it bothered him that bad. Yet women are marked as the overly emotional creatures 🙃

Wtf yall bringing out a mop for when it’s wings to be made, hoe ahh nigga

Gah damn these fish and wings better come with high blood pressure pills cause wtf yall concocting back there for over 20 minutes!

I’m so mad my man not here 😭

You can’t trust nobody who don’t got horny with limits

Lemmy is a weird ass nigga though 😭

HABITS I STOLE FROM HUSBANDS WHOSE WIVES LIGHT UP WHEN THEY WALK IN. 1. They come home mid-story.

@icantbefwloll @moneycomesfaast So y’all tryna be one of the girls? The creek beatboxing atp

@moneycomesfaast @Embrace_MyTruth They be hypocritical asl man I could understand if they kept the same energy for both genders

Dawg 😭😭

Who’s coochie I gotta eat to get a last minute hair appointment?? 😭

@baehelptr5y I’m sure you felt like a bad bitch when you tweeted that, huh? Come get yo baddies chain then

@Embrace_MyTruth Shit is pretty hilarious to me idk

A morning person being married to non-morning person is really tough. I BE READY TO TALK!! 😂😂😂

I love how my therapist tried to be on both sides until I explainmyself. NOW you see why I’m tripping

They really raised me

I just wanna bestie to talk about work gossip and sip mimosas

GATAU KENAPAAAAA kalau makeup lebih suka duduk dibawah kaya gini??!!! 😭

Who tf refuses better service at a better rate???

the air quality sucks, the food gives you explosive diarrhea, we have no public transport, medical care is unaffordable, they’re tearing down forests to build AI data centers and I still have to clock in for work

i was in the car sitting behind my homegirl ngga and soon as he put his password in I texted it to her 😂😂😂😂 I ain’t back here for no reason

I just wish everyone was like me 😭