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For those who would like to stay in contact with me my email is : Emburg8@hotmail.com See ya soon kids 💗

A Priest giving social distance blessings with a squirt pistol and what, I'm assuming, is Holy water. 2020 folks.

@raejanedoe Freaky and awesome. Thought it was makeup 😂😍

I really don’t even tweet for anyone else at this point. I just want to feel like I can

Are you the family fuck-up or are you normal

in my opinion commenting on someone’s weight in general is extremely weird unless they bring it up themselves

Can we go back in time to when moth memes were funny and I didn’t have to wait in 30 minute, 6 ft apart line for booze?

knowing i tried my best kind of feels worse

seeing my friends grow and become better versions of themselves makes me so happy for them, n they’ll be like who woulda thought?? me bitch i did, i always believed in u

Me and Ry rn

I've stopped worrying about the president's sanity. He's not sane. And the realization of his illness doesn't fill me with anger, but with profound sadness. What I now worry about is the sanity of anyone who can still support this deeply troubled man to lead our country.

i got 4 water cups on my bedside table right now and 0 haters

mom: you waste your money on stupid stuff me: you’re right. btw how’s that panini press working out? mom: me: making a lot of paninis with that thing?

Live long AND prosper, you cock. Beam me up some scotty. 🧻

Hey Drew. You might be able to go back to work if they just changed it to... Don’t come on down!! Stay the fuck up there!!

“You find the arguments that support your data,” Dr. Oz told Michael Specter, in 2013, “and it’s my fact versus your fact.” nyer.cm/2vH23GX

I got scammed on a foot pic today. Thought I gained another client... I was wrong. How’s your quarantine going?

@melllcollins 😍😍❤️❤️🥺🥺