Emery

I’ve performatively used the word “Ergo” in an assignment. I feel like I’m finally a real Princeton student 💀

@RepJackKimble 1868 bro

So if a baby is born in this country, he's an automatic citizen? Since when?

Happy Father’s Day to the real Daddy of every household. The firstborn daughter. 🫡😂

New toy with a me for scale 💀

@thepoolshark Haha nah we just acquired the big Tex tho

@EmeryEXP bought yourself a bass pro shops? ballin

DETROIT TRADED FOR HILARY KNIGHT🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

w stream W starting screen L alerts. I was very prepared as you can tell

Oh hey there Twitch.tv/emery

BYE hahahahhahaha

@mattignacek TOS

@EmeryEXP Why’d you have to blur?

Egirl - outside edition

@zerocool0714 I have become the blueberry 😂

@EmeryEXP Chat. The king of blueberries has graced us with her presence.

💙blue💙

Someone well-versed in Cat behavior needs to explain why this little shit will try and take a chunk out out of my ankles, and then immediately cuddle up with me like nothing happened 😒😂

Remember how I said I will succeed because I am insane? Anywayyyyy I am super proud to announce that I graduated with highest honors and committed to attend Princeton University with a full ride…. on the same day. Jumpy Girls stay winning 🦅🦅🦅🫡

Graduation dress reveal 💀

The fact that this happens daily. 😂 So you’re telling me I look younggggggg????? 🫶🏻💅

I’ve become a a substack person. I fear it had to happen eventually 💀

It’s a real bad time to own a car that requires premium and a diesel truck 😭 The sexual tension between me and the Toyota dealership lately….

It is not natural for a creator to submit to their creations.