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@BCFC @netflix @ThePeakyBlinder Ffs. Jude played 44 times for you 😂😂

Legends Are Immortal. 🔵 @netflix | @ThePeakyBlinder

@NFL_Future_GM @NFL_DovKleiman NFL is Rugby for cupcakes and Girl Scouts.

@NFL_DovKleiman Soccer is for cupcakes and Girl Scouts, Show me one soccer player’s highlights that are as fun to watch as Sean Taylor’s highlights

Wow: President Donald Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport named football. "This is football, there is no question about it. We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff." 😬😬😬

@AVFCSupport Maybe re-think the prices next time 👍

Aston Villa will compete in the last eight of the UEFA Europa League later this month, and you can be there for the decisive second leg at Villa Park in two weeks' time! Unai Emery’s men travel to Bologna for the first leg of their Quarter-Final clash on Thursday, April 9 (ko 8pm BST), before hosting the Italian outfit at Villa Park in the second leg a week later, on Thursday, April 16 (ko 8pm). And tickets for the huge clash in B6 two weeks today are on general sale, with Emery’s charges looking to book their spot in a second European Semi-Final in the last three seasons. It promises to be another special night under the lights at Villa Park, and your support is once again needed to roar the Villans on, as we look to extend our European adventure. 🎟️ Tickets can be purchased by clicking on the link below.⬇️ tickets.avfc.co.uk/en-GB/events/a… #AVFC

@dean_rees01 @_chris96bcfc No, but having a Birmingham postcode isn’t the flex some noses think it is…

@EmerysClipBoard @_chris96bcfc So only Villa fans notice Birmingham is slowly falling apart and then move away? 🥴

Grim, very fucking grim

@xGPhilosophy That’s why he’s a good player?

This season, Morgan Rogers has achieved a Goals/Expected Goals ratio of 2.39. This level of clinical finishing is only likely to occur once in every 1.6 million individual player seasons. Once in 1.6 million.

@EmerysClipBoard Cope harder.

So I went through the Villa (#avfc) end of year report and, here's my take on it. Record revenue of £378.1m — that's a 37% rise, up over £100m from last year. Highest turnover the club's ever seen, driven hard by the UCL run to the quarter finals plus commercial income exploding 69%> to £70m. Sponsorship alone up 31% to £28.6m. The commercial machine under Heck is chugging along as he intended. Especially from a £89.5m loss the year before, they've swung to a £17m profit after tax. The owners pumped £69.3m into capex — stadium hospitality upgrades, new retail spots, fan experience tweaks, Bodymoor Heath improvements, and getting The Warehouse over the line. North Stand redevelopment prep is now underway. Which can only be referred to as a smart money play going into infrastructure. They've done the internal restructuring play (women's team and Warehouse rights shifted within the NSWE group) — same loophole others have used because the Premier League left the door wide open after Chelsea and City. Like I said earlier "There should be no complaints here; if you want to compete, you use what's available until they close it." PSR-wise, this profit gives real breathing room in the rolling three-year calc. Previous years had heavy losses, but this £17m black number changes the picture. Villa stay fully compliant with the EPL rules. That means no more panic-selling your best players every summer just to balance the books. What this means for Villa's transfer spending next season? This creates proper legroom. You're talking potential net spend in the £30-80m+ range (before any sales *agreed or obligated* and exact rolling figures), assuming commercial keeps growing. Europa League means some UEFA income drop-off, but the commercial base is now more permanent and the stadium upgrades will keep feeding revenue. Less reliance on one big European run. NSWE have stuck to the plan: sustainable growth, invest in squad and the club itself, avoid the reckless overspend that kills clubs. They've already sunk hundreds of millions in — this shows the strategy is working. Bottom line: These are strong accounts. Villa have turned a corner financially. Record top line, first profit in ages, heavy but targeted investment in the future, and actual PSR flexibility heading into the next windows. No more "we must flog Watkins or Rogers" nonsense every close season. The club is in a far healthier spot than 12-18 months ago.

@BookofAEGIS — and - Only AI slop spits out that punctuation lad. I hope you make a better effort plagiarising your homework at school kid 😂😂😂

@EmerysClipBoard They're not "Americanisms" when you're an American. At this point you're literally making a fool of yourself.

@BookofAEGIS Alright kid 😂🤣 I’ll ignore the use of single and double hyphens (a common feature of AI slop) and the Americanisms. Purely all your own work 😂😂😂😂🫡

@EmerysClipBoard *whispers* this might come as a shock to you but I was born and raised in L.A until the age of 13, I follow American Football & Basketball as much as I do English Football "Close Season" is common amongst Americans. Oops.

@BookofAEGIS Nobody in the history of Brummie/British football fans uses the term… “close season”… stop chatting pure shit mate. You’ve put it into AI and copied and pasted the yank nonsense it’s spat out 🤣😂🤣

@EmerysClipBoard Keep telling yourself that, it screams "COPE."

@BookofAEGIS I went through the Villa end of year report and, here’s ChatGPTs take on it…

@EmerysClipBoard I see literacy isn't your strong point.

@BookofAEGIS At least remove the hyphens to make it look authentic you wet wipe.

@BookofAEGIS Most ChatGPT thing I’ve ever read… good research mate 🫡

@Keir_Starmer Didn’t want to upset your large Islamist voting block. Treacherous rat.

I will always make decisions that are in the national interest. It’s why we aren’t getting dragged into the Middle East conflict, and why we are fighting to protect your living standards. And while opposition parties have responded by dividing communities, we respond with hope and pride. Pride in our communities, and the hope of a country that’s better for our children. That’s what we’re fighting for. Vote Labour on Thursday 7 May.

@ukhomeoffice What about Pakistan?

Our crackdown on visa abuse is now in force. From today, study visas will be refused for applicants from Sudan, Afghanistan, Cameroon and Myanmar. We will always offer sanctuary to those genuinely fleeing danger, but we must stop those exploiting our generosity.

@wokeandwoofing @BBCNews Disgusting tweet. Liked and followed 👍

@BBCNews What a kick in the balls for Trans women.

Olympic women's sport to be for biological females only bbc.in/47la3Z5

@Kirk2098954 @danbardell @J_Tanswell Thank god you aren’t in charge of transfers

@danbardell @J_Tanswell Out - Dibu, Watkins, Rogers, Bailey In - Trafford, Delap, Gibbs-White, Barnes

Big @J_Tanswell mentioned this in January. If #AVFC can qualify for #UCL…..

@monkeyH78 @rgatward7 You won your 2nd major trophy in 150 years, had a parade, and got relegated in the same season…. Ya piss tramp.

@rgatward7 Fuck you on about ya piss tramp?

Parading a trophy they won before most people in the ground were born 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fucking massive 🤣🤣🤣 #avfc #footballroyalty 🤣🤣

@danielstorey85 He’s exactly right…

Ah there goes John Terry

@jt_stamford Disgusting tweet. Liked and followed.

What were you feeling when you were cheating on your dying wife?