VOTE DUCK!
⁃Health: Ban bread
⁃Housing: Install hundreds of tents in early June to house the spiders
⁃Crime: Do a crime and we’ll send the swans ‘round (they can break your arm you know)
⁃Mandatory daily 2-minute quack for all EMF attendees
⁃Nationalise Jonty
Our scheduled talk, “Techniques for annoying geeks who have camped all over our lovely field “ will take place in the pond on Saturday am. Please bring your own scuba equipment. #emf