Melissa Sandler

@PitchingNinja 😢

Jacob deGrom, 100mph ⛽️

@DMBGorgeCrew @davematthewsbnd Jimi

What should Dave name his horse? #dmb #davematthewsband #davematthews #dmbgorgecrew #dmbgc #gorgecrew #dmbfamily

Francisco Lindor's daughter Kalina is stealing the show in the press conference room, looking for Buck Showalter 😂

i had a heavy mind, sugar #justinvernon #sleep

@GrammarGirl ; semicolon tedious but never divisive

@rabiasquared WOW you did it!

We did it. We FREED ADNAN!

@justin_fenton @Tim_Prudente @Dylan_Segelbaum i really hope this happens. in my prayers!

Breaking: Adnan Syed could be released Monday, as court sets hearing to consider petition to vacate his conviction and release him pending possible retrial, reports @Tim_Prudente & @Dylan_Segelbaum thebaltimorebanner.com/community/crim…

@elizaorlins @rabiasquared fantastic! but he lost so much time

Oh my god. @rabiasquared and so many have tirelessly worked on Adnan's case for so many years. I'm at a loss for words. #FreeAdnan baltimoresun.com/news/crime/bs-…

In the midst of a potential rail strike, Warren Buffett, the owner of BNSF Railway's parent company, worth $100 billion must intervene. During the pandemic, Mr. Buffett became $36 billion richer. He must ensure that rail workers receive decent wages and safe working conditions.

@gtinari 😂

us: a blood sugar monitor would be pretty cool it'd help a lot of people eat healthier apple: do you like PARKOUR on a SAND DUNE in EGYPT? have we got the apple watch for you

@FatherlyHQ @oasis ❤️@oasis Why is it all the bands I loved in the 90s people hate? 🤔

For American fans of the band @oasis, the year 1997 was the moment when the Gallagher brothers should have been bigger than ever. fatherly.com/entertainment/…

@gtinari 👍

not me thinking the man i kissed last night could be the actual love of my life even though i don’t know his name or anything about him

@LauraBockov @SimplyMe_1213 oh so she pledged it?

Update: Amber Heard (insurance) Amber did in fact sell her home on July 18 for $1,050,000. It had a mortgage on it and possibly had to pay 5-6% agency fees. Thanks .@SimplyMe_1213 trulia.com/p/ca/yucca-val…

@SebastianMurdoc all he has is word vomit

Alex Jones gets upset with me. Says I “pretend” to be a journalist. I remind him he’s literally on trial for his journalistic failures. He calls me a pirate.

Good morning from Austin, day 2 of the Alex Jones defamation trial. Court begins in about 30 mins. Stick around for updates (pic from yesterday)

@gtinari sorry george. i really tried hard to do a good job

millennials, teach your kids to have some decent respect. i'm tired of these brats that gen x raised talking to me like they run the goddamn universe.

@sigurros glosoli 😌

@elonmusk Some people just can’t appreciate what they have

Mars may be a fixer upper of a planet, but it has great potential!

@MiikaKelly sloppy work

Amber Turd’s PR team working overtime and still thinking they’re so brilliant they can fool anyone. What are the odds of identical tweets from 3 different accounts. #JOHNNYDEPPWINS #AmberHeardIsAnAbuser #AmberHeardIsASurvivor

@lovevalgeisler i’m in!

I really waffle between wanting a massive career and quitting it all to start an alpaca farm. Just me??