Emilee

BREAKING: President Trump has announced his 20 Core Promises to the American people. This is 🔥🔥🔥

say what you want about me but at least I never had my mom saved as “birth giver” or “parental unit” on my phone

@eatursprouts Lmaoooo

I’ve been a father for 4 months and I have no idea how someone could disown their child for any reason. Atlas could shoot me in both knees and I’d just tell him to clean up the blood before mom gets home from zumba

@LauraMicari Side note - you look cute in this dress

What’s Twitter crop and why are we upset that it’s gone?

I came up with my passwords when I was nine and never looked back

@samclepper I’ve been talking about it since it started lol.

This weekend, a youth pastor really married one of his students that he started dating as she was fresh out of high school and nobody be talking about that...

@eatursprouts You’re VERY late my friend

I just realized that London Tipton from suit life is a parody of Paris Hilton and I-

The air in the mornings of field trips use to hit different 😭

@larissa_leee Congratulations on everything!!!

@Nick_Cummings Me toooo! 😭💔

@CozmoCramer8 But I would have to agree

From right stove burner is the only burner to use

@CozmoCramer8 ✨front✨

When employers want 10 years of experience before you turn 20

@jscivs @calliefornia49 I remember when you did this! 🤣💙

Big sad = big tattoo and that’s science