Emily Cook

Fair play Hermes delivery pic looks like I’ve just won Manager of the Month for December

So you can house them without the vaccine but you’ve decided not to?

In May 2020 I cycled through Hyde Park and police in a big armoured truck were shouting “GO HOME” through a megaphone at someone sitting on a bench.

All these illegal Tory parties and poor Dianne couldn’t even have a fucking gin in a tin on the train?!?!

Every day I wake up knowing I’ve never voted Tory and thats just fabulous

@PoliticsForAlI Breaking 🚨: I won’t be complying

Omg.. Matt Hancock is on This Morning talking about his dyslexia Phil just said to him: "was it your dyslexia that meant you misread the social distancing rules?"

Arguing the police shouldn’t investigate the No 10 party because it was a year ago is the most disingenuous bullshit I’ve ever heard. This wasn’t some random student bash. What could be more in the public interest than holding to account the people who literally made the rules?

“Why does everyone in Les Mis have an English accent when it’s set in France?”

@PoliticsForAlI @thesundaytimes 🚨New: The people have decided that Christmas won’t in fact be cancelled.

Two winter wonderland tickets for sale 3rd December 5-10pm evening tickets @WinterWonderLDN

WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THE AIR THIS WEEK!????!??!!???!?

Using this caption next time I go out

This is a statement written by Sarah Everard’s mother. It’s beautifully written, the pain is palpable, and the content is poignant. It’s heartbreaking to read, and yet it barely even scrapes the surface of the agony she must be feeling. RIP Sarah. #SheWasJustWalkingHome

Hey, brexiters. All them jobs you wanted back they're baaaaack. Apply then no?