Emily Green

@StephenKing Are you on Blue Sky?

@1followernodad We’ve all taken a vow not to tell you, but you’ll know when it happens

Real quick does anyone know why I circled December 3rd in my calendar months ago with absolutely no other information?

@inthefade Holding on to You -Terence Trent D’Arby. youtu.be/95z4sBffpxM?si…

@natasharoyy That is the best goddamned mug I’ve ever fucking seen.

do you like my mug tell me you like my mug i made this mug

@GlassbutterflyB Heck yeah!!

My 14 year old daughter asked if she could stay home from school on November 5th so she can watch the news/election with me all day. Should I let her?

@meantomyself I’m calling the police

@AMAZlNGNATURE Die I guess

What would you do if you’re being charged by a hippo?

@KamieCrawford Not that there would be anything wrong with you taking PTO…

@pattonoswalt WHAT

RIP RBS

@MsUnformation Like

@JinkxMonsoon You’re SO FANTASTIC on Dr. Who!!! Bravo!👏👏👏

@maggiekb1 I love your dad

My father (68, white, straight, male): "Hey, can you explain this bear in the woods thing to me? I don't understand. Obviously, women would rather meet a random gay man in the woods. But why does he have to be a bear?"

Name an actor who you think has an iconic voice.

@rebecca_ryder21 SO GOOD

I know I'm 10 years late but this is good right? I know if I watch this I'll probably become obsessed.

@KellyScaletta Consequences

What is the most painful thing you've ever experienced?

@ursula_9 BIG! BIG! BIG!

grad dinner this evening. 😐 shall i leave my #hair big & outta control, or tame and sleek it down tonight? 🤔 #blackhair

@krazykeithrules Crazy for You - Madonna

Love Hurts - Nazareth

@mermaidwrites Ostrich

Practicing eyes… can you guess what kind?

@Andy35o I can hear this GIF

@FanTCbooks WHAT

Americans, the malt vinegar goes on the fish, not the chips. Carry on.