Emily H

The fastest way to know if someone has insufferable main character syndrome is when they value anecdotal experience over cold hard facts

Being an adult is realizing orange is the best starburst flavor

My son, Saxon, a 20 year old man, just ordered milk at a restaurant. Every woman in a 6 mile radius got the ick. Based.

I got invited to play trivia last night and we needed a team name and my suggestion was “barbie and ken jennings” and nobody got it Anyways we lost

@AladinKumar1 @TheMattBeebe @Austen Logs, dont forget logs

@TheMattBeebe @Austen I’m curious what exactly compliant infra entails other than making sure the “turn on encryption button” in AWS is in fact pressed lol

Thinking of this exchange today

@jbondwagon Wagmi

Devin Finzer cited unfavorable market conditions as the reason for the delay of $SEA yet flaunted this kind of lifestyle in the Vanity Fair article titled “Crypto’s True Believers Demand to Be Taken Seriously” that released on the same day We are not a serious industry 😭

@mikekatz29 @punk6529 And its open for comment

The SEC just released the most important piece of U.S. crypto regulatory guidance ever produced. 68 pages. 148 footnotes. A 5-category token taxonomy. Safe harbors for staking, mining, wrapping, and airdrops. And a separation doctrine that changes how every token deal gets structured. Initial takeaways in this thread. Full analysis in my article below.

The ides of march was yesterday and im realizing i dont have a pre-teens chance on epstein island for 2026

@SomeLatinWord The lack of accuracy in the costumes would consume my rage

One time when I was in London i matched with an Indian woman on Hinge, in the course of texting she herself suggested we should check out the winter markets, we made a plan to meet at a specific spot, i confirmed one night before. I dress up, go from Islington to South Bank

@buffalobutt69 @JebraFaushay Steve jobs sent you an imessage

@JebraFaushay It's funny, but fuck them. They'd rather suck off their pharma gods than actually have an open mind about alternative treatments. Fuck these assholes straight to hell.

Saturday Night Live occasionally makes me laugh. Welcome to MAHAspital. Where emergencies are treated with beef tallow and raw eggs.

I cant understand why bananas are so popular

@AMikeCMoon Time to grow

@emilyluvscrypto I haven't had a garden since I was a kid 😂

Nobody really talks about the psychological damage from losing your garden for 2 years

@zubic_eth I can barely get my dog to wear shoes outside i just cant talk her into shoes inside, too

Do people actually wear shoes in the house? Why not just wear slippers or something? Genuinely don’t know why anyone would wanna drag dirt through their house

I love the feeling of putting on a brand new linen shirt and knowing in your heart of hearts it will never look that good again

The anti american fanfic flywheel is so weird, and i say this as an extremely liberal woman

@EdKrassen Doesnt the article literally say its a fantasy used to increase border patrol

BREAKING: The FBI warned California law enforcement that Iran could retaliate for U.S. strikes by launching drones from a vessel off the West Coast toward targets in California, according to an alert reviewed by ABC News. Officials say details on timing or targets remain unknown. Trump is responsible for this!

Opensea is a data company i dont know how they cant see that

@LindsayPoss I wonder if theyre training it off the dsm-5

would add the isolation of people using it for therapy

@marathonbill If you sync the vibrations coming from the core of the earth to your inner ear pressure you can eliminate MEV attacks

quantum physicist me: just merged my tinnitus with the astral plane and now my ears are mining crypto

If you are falling into the trap of manufactured consensus you are also a victim of moral slop