Emily Swanson

All I want for xmas is for my husband to take a class on how to take flattering pictures

My husband tried to scare the hiccups out of our 3 month old daughter last night and made her cry instead

If Chick-fil-A isn't open on Sundays, they shouldn't be able to advertise on Sundays.

Read receipts are one of the worst concepts ever thought of

Tbh Grimace really is the only McDonald's character whose bday I would celebrate 😈

#PowerPost🙌🏻🙌🏼🙌🏽🙌🏾🙌🏿™️ Over 30 years ago, Donald Trump took out full page ads calling for my execution. On the day he was arrested and arraigned, here is my ad in response.

March 21st, the hard work of 360 artists from MI prisons arrive on U-M's North Campus. 645 pieces in 2 and 3-D call upon our common humanity. Get ready to be moved, shaken & amazed! #PCAP27annualexhibit #prisonarts #annarbor #UMich Artwork: Derrick-Dawson, Behind The Wall, 2022

It is insane how much nicer I become after a little sun exposure

ILLINOIS LEGISLATURE MOVES TO ABOLISH LIFE WITHOUT PAROLE SENTENCES FOR CHILDREN & YOUNG ADULTS January 10, 2023 - Springfield, IL The Illinois General Assembly has moved to abolish life without the possibility of parole sentences for children and young adults.

I've seen THREE bald eagles at close range within the past 36 hours. One flew right in front of my eyeballs. Nature is fuckin cool.

Hotel rooms should come equipped with weighted blankets.

Today I got a "complementary" text reminder about an upcoming appointment. Free text reminders with the purchase of a laser hair removal package...what a steal!!

This was a suggested item for me on Amazon 😭😭😭

@SHDetroit @chrisyaw @wdet Hi Stephen! I'm wondering if your guests can address whether illegally -owned guns can be bought-back? If so, can individuals take advantage without fear of arrest? #detroittoday

How do we stop gun violence in Michigan and in the country? A new voluntary gun buyback program is coming to Oakland County this Saturday. To discuss, Reverend @chrisyaw & Southfield Police Chief Elvin Barren join #DetroitToday. Comment w/#DetroitToday, stream @wdet

The king bed at this hotel only has THREE pillows. It's just wrong.

Comic by @WholesomeNsuch

Instead of “going public,” you could say we’re “going purpose.” Instead of extracting value from nature and transforming it into wealth for investors, we’ll use the wealth Patagonia creates to protect the source of all wealth. Read Yvon's letter at pat.ag/Ownership

Breaking Good News Alert The owner of Patagonia, one of the world's largest clothing companies, is giving away the company. The NYT reports that all of the company's profits will now be dedicated towards fighting climate change. The company is valued at roughly $3B.

Do you ever avoid sending a Venmo bc you can't think of something funny enough to put in the description?