Emily Cottone

@sweet_baby_tays Dont

A colleague told me to get microbangs and I’m certain that was a workplace sabotage to the highest degree

We can’t have LGB without T. It’s black history month and I need all of you to remember Marsha P Johnson.

mind you, there is no “lgb” without the T.

@DarkOfTheMovie Be careful, you’ll summon Ms. Club.

This is lowkey as crazy as Emilia Perez but let me be quiet

@ajholmesmusic You’ll never be free.

Now that I have 29.9k followers instead of an oppressive 30k I finally feel…free

@bubblegumbword I don’t know. My friends are so desperate for anything that brings joy in January, my birthday became a pseudo holiday for them. It’s usually a super fun, somewhat deranged time.

Having a January birthday must turn someone into the joker

@CaelenCarson @fatstevebuscemi This is the last thing I’ll say. How the hell do you know? You’re choosing to be a pessimistic troll and insulting a stranger. You’re a net negative of a person and it’s really pathetic.

@EmilyTalksTV @fatstevebuscemi Replace buy with “donate” and the point still stands. Once again these people should be reaching out to actual resources for help instead of virtue signaling libs on twitter

if you wear a women’s 18-22/XL/XXL/2X and lost your wardrobe in the LA fires: i have a lot of business casual/formal, dress clothes, designer clothes, casual wear, etc. that i would love to send you. wear it, sell it, distribute it, whatever you need. DM me.

@CaelenCarson @fatstevebuscemi Where did she say buy? You’re being unnecessarily judgmental and hateful to someone offering help and community to those in need.

@EmilyTalksTV @fatstevebuscemi there’s plenty of actual places for those in need to get clothes, people affected by fires aren’t buying clothes from “fatstevebuscemi” on twitter

@CaelenCarson @fatstevebuscemi Is this seriously your response to someone donating clothes? Absolute loser.

@fatstevebuscemi you big as hell

Justice Smith delivered one of the best performances of last year in I Saw the TV Glow. These are the types of star-making performances that should be recognized at our own award shows. Not just picking every big name who said a couple lines in a Black movie. Okay, I’m done.

@tokyosunbather I work in travel marketing and traveling is huge part of my job so that’s my extremely specific workaround lol. Personally, I can afford around 2 vacations a year without using credit if I save.

@ajholmesmusic Not true! I know Melting Candy Cane Dental Floss. Great song.

@EmilyTalksTV there’s always room for an Emily at Phish, since you won’t hear a lick of music anyway

If you care not for the phish from Vermont, it may be wise to mute me til 2025

@offbeatorbit All I see is Schmidt.

Oh the thirst posts are gonna skyrocket.

Every Thanksgiving my dad makes us listen to the entire Glee Christmas album while he rips a vape for the entire car ride. A true legend.

I’ll always be upset about the collective turning on LMM for the crime of being corny. The man is a once in a lifetime talent.

@djrtyhands In the Heights!

what’s your favorite musical movie but you CAN’T say tick tick boom, hamilton, wonka, wicked, la la land, les mis, mamma mia and the greatest showman (this is actually just mee needing more movie!musical recs)

Happy November 1st

@judysquirrels And unfortunately I ate that shit up.

MIDNIGHT MASS is wild because every question is answered with a monologue

me trying to ignore the fact that i’m crazy and have trust issues