Emily Palmer

@WhoGivesACrapTP My kids wanted to share a video they made in lockdown with you; our dog jumping over your toilet paper! LUNA’S LOO ROLL LEAPS!! youtube.com/shorts/bQE5N7N… via @YouTube

@OfSelborne Thank you for making our day! Happy Easter Team.

Wishing all our families fellowship and love this Easter and hoping this brings you a little cheer. m.youtube.com/watch?v=CfSpeh…

@WandleHA @wandleHA I've been trying to get through all day to no avail. Your phone lines tell me to use the web chat but I can't find it. Am I missing something ? I need to speak to someone asap regarding a leak from the flat upstairs.

Our phone lines are even busier than usual. We’re sorry for the inconvenience and making every effort to respond as quickly as we can. Thank you for understanding. Please go to wandle.com for more ways to contact us.

@oakley Disappointed that the film is coming off my #oakley sunglasses. I expected them to hold up up better than this.

@marmite we’ve been enjoying these in our lunchboxes but do they really need a plastic tray? They won’t be on my shopping list again. #PlasticFreeFriday

@Ocado Only 3 peaches, despite labelling saying 4pcs. Rather excessive packaging too :(

Seriously @HabitatUK , do 4 plastic plates really need all that packaging?

@FitbitSupport The strap on my Alta has failed already, I only got it in April. #disappointing

@fitbit The strap on my Alta has failed already. Only got had it since April #disappointing

@Tootingbaby Have you heard about @farmdrop? I just read about it and thought it's be up your street. X

Finally got our @Bloobry wall vinyls up. Yay! Love them.

@Tootingbaby TK Maxx

See #4 @tootingbaby! 36 Things That Happened If You Were A Teenage Girl In The 90s: notanothermummyblog.com/2014/10/18/tee… via @alisonperryblog

@blackblum Xmas present has already broken. Need to replace before we return to Baku in 5 days. Pls advise.

That moment on Christmas Day when everyone goes for a walk and you're left with the [sleeping] baby....

@miss_helen Congratulations and Happy Christmas x

Turning black gold into sporting glitter: what Azerbaijan tells us about modern sport gu.com/p/44bdp/stw

@selbornejr Did you mean to send me a picture of yourself with that message?!

@erinisle22 My friends daughter said it to me with great pride at her knowledge, and it was all I could do not to fall about laughing!

5yo: Did you know, England, Scotland & Wales make an excellent Britain? Me: I think you mean Great Britain, sweetie.