
@MetamateDaz I forgot my house key in 4th grade and climbed in through the window and the old bag next door, WHO HAS SEEN ME 1,000 TIMES, reported me. Then like a year later, she forgot her key and asked me to climb in through her window.
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Emily
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@Emilywantsaboat
Things I like: whisky, EPL, poutine, Yankees, #COYS, empanadas, hockey, fishing. Things I don't like: Philly, pants, stadiums named after corporations, bees.








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Eating within 3 hours of bedtime sabotages both your sleep quality and blood sugar control When you eat late at night, your body is already producing melatonin—but this blocks insulin production This means your blood sugar stays elevated for hours while your digestive organs work through the night instead of entering repair mode When you stop eating 3 hours before bed and sleep 8-9 hours, your organs get a critical 6-7 hour window dedicated entirely to restoration and repair
