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Emily

@Emilywantsaboat

Things I like: whisky, EPL, poutine, Yankees, #COYS, empanadas, hockey, fishing. Things I don't like: Philly, pants, stadiums named after corporations, bees.

Pennsylvania, USA Katılım Şubat 2009
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Emily@Emilywantsaboat·
@MetamateDaz I forgot my house key in 4th grade and climbed in through the window and the old bag next door, WHO HAS SEEN ME 1,000 TIMES, reported me. Then like a year later, she forgot her key and asked me to climb in through her window.
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My hairdresser had to leave half way through doing my hair because her boomer neighbor called the police to report that she left her 16 year old son at home alone???? do these boomers really have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING going on in their lives?
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Is espn drunk or is that really the score of the knicks game
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@rish_234 He was on tinder looking for another date.
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rishi@rish_234·
invited a man over from the bars last night but explicitly said no sex. he said cool. we get to my place and he uses the bathroom for like 20 min. comes out and goes, “sorry my grandpa just died. I gotta go” and left. like what??? 😭
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@BellaBaddie__ I start cleaning things. Picking up the table, dishes, etc. They don’t want to help so they leave.
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Bella@BellaBaddie__·
How do u politely tell your visitor that it’s time to go home?
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KOT OCS👮👮@WaruiJohn2·
Nuno Espirito sacked Graham Potter sacked Ange Postecoglou sacked Victor Pereira sacked Enzo Maresca sacked Reuben Amorim sacked Thomas Frank sacked Who's next...?
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David Hookstead@dhookstead·
This Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show is garbage. Disgraceful. It should be George Strait, Kid Rock and Morgan Wallen.
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Emily@Emilywantsaboat·
@86N0RRIS @wyvcatboyagenda I can barely stand on skates on two feet. Give this dude all the medals. I know it can’t be scored, but god damn, knowing the work he put in to accomplish that. 🤯
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tiz𐙚@bellingh0m·
there are people out there that will look at this and say he doesn’t deserve the hype he gets
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@1644vms This was such a cool moment. I loved it for him and his country.
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can't believe this really happened i fucking love the olympics i love sports this is what it's all about x.com/VittorioKrino/…
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@Julesrosavario Kinda sounds like a you problem. Hope you find happiness somewhere.
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Jules@Julesrosavario·
Game stinking so far. Darnald throwing to no where. This doesn’t even feel like the Super Bowl. And I’m not watching the Olympics cause of our athletes talking trash. This is so sad #SuperBowl
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Emily@Emilywantsaboat·
Can we bring back fun Super Bowl commercials?? #SuperBowlLX
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Fuck you @espn literally just trying to watch my home team
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Emily@Emilywantsaboat·
@papiwontmiss My dad was an only child and my mom had two sisters that didn’t have kids so i have no first cousins. More inheritance for me 😎
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staxxx🦅@papiwontmiss·
I just met someone who’s parents were both an “only child” so he has zero aunts, uncles, cousins nothing😭
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@AniseNot I deal with people like this every day and it’s absolutely exhausting.
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lol @target out here selling stuff almost a year expired. My husband purchased these today 😅
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Emily@Emilywantsaboat·
@Derrick_NOLA @foundmyfitness What is your last meal? Protein heavy meals will help keep you fuller longer and you won’t wake up hungry. Also takes time for your body to get used to it.
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Derrick Townsend #DT4SM@Derrick_NOLA·
@foundmyfitness I have started this, but I find myself waking up in the middle of the night starving. I'm not sure how to avoid that?
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Emily@Emilywantsaboat·
@DickieV I hate it. It’s not baseball.
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Dick Vitale@DickieV·
As a baseball fan I can’t stand the rule in extra innings that starts the inning with a man on second base. To me, that is not REAL baseball. Yes, I know it is to speed up the game but to me it is very frustrating to watch as a true baseball fan. What do you think?
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@MuracoThe That’s the only way I would eat tuna when I was a kid.
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TheMagnificentMuraco@MuracoThe·
Maybe it’s me, I always thought Tuna Fish with Miracle Whip was delicious.
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