Eminent

Back then dads had 4-5 kids. Nowadays kids have 4-5 dads. Climate change is crazy.

@Plettigoal If there's no realistic chances, why are you posting it?

🚨🆕 Galatasaray want to make headlines again with spectacular transfers in the summer. The focus is primarily on a No. 10 and a No. 6. Gala were already interested in Bruno Fernandes in the last transfer window. He was and still is the ultimate dream target. They want to get in contact with his camp again, but do not see realistic chances, as Fernandes can play Champions League football with Manchester United. #MUFC @SkySportDE 🇹🇷🤝🇵🇹

@theberneese Your future is already crumbling

I just came back from the future Manchester United 1 : 3 Liverpool

@PeterObi When you read from intellect being you won't get bored no matter how long the epistle is. You're man of your own world and we're solidly behind as you prioritize the goodwill of this nation.

Fellow Nigerians, good morning. I woke up this morning after my church service with a deeply reflective heart, and despite every constraint, I felt compelled to share these thoughts with you. Many people do not truly understand the silent pains some of us carry daily—the private struggles, emotional burdens, and quiet battles we face while trying to survive and serve sincerely in difficult circumstances. We now live in an environment that has become increasingly toxic, where the very system that should protect and create opportunities for decent living often works against the people—a society where intimidation, insecurity, endless scrutiny, and discouragement have become normal. More painful is when some of those you associate with, believing you would find understanding and solidarity among them, become part of the pressure you face. Some who publicly identify with you privately distance themselves or join in unfair criticism. We live in a society where humility is mistaken for weakness, respect is seen as a lack of courage, and compassion is treated as foolishness—a system where treating people equally is questioned simply because you refuse to worship status, tribe, class, or power. Personally, I have never looked down on anyone except to uplift them. I have never used privilege, position, or resources to oppress others, intimidate the weak, or make people feel small. To me, leadership has always been about service, sacrifice, and helping others rise. Let me state clearly: my decision to leave the ADC is not because our highly respected Chairman, Senator David Mark, treated me badly, nor because my leader and elder brother, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, or any other respected leaders did anything personally wrong to me. I will continue to respect them. However, the same Nigerian state and its agents that created unnecessary crises and hostility within the Labour Party that forced me to leave now appear to be finding their way into the ADC, with endless court cases, internal battles, suspicion, and division, instead of focusing on deeper national problems and playing politics built more on control and exclusion than on service and nation-building. Even within spaces where one labours sincerely, one is sometimes treated like an outsider in one’s own home. You and your team become easy targets for every failure, frustration, or misunderstanding, as though honest contribution has become a favour being tolerated rather than appreciated. And when you choose to leave so that those you are leaving can have peace, and you step out into the cold, you are still maligned and your character is questioned. Despite all your efforts to continue working for a better Nigeria and engaging people with sincerity and goodwill, those who do not wish you well continue to attack your character and question your intentions. There are moments I ask God in prayer: Why is doing the right thing often misconstrued as wrongdoing in our country? Why is integrity not valued? Why is the prudent management of resources, especially when invested in critical areas like education and healthcare, wrongly labelled as stinginess? Why are humility and obedience to the rule of law often taken to be weakness rather than discipline? Let me assure all that I am not desperate to be President, Vice President, or Senate President. I am desperate to see a society that can console a mother whose child has been kidnapped or killed while going to school or work. I am desperate to see a Nigeria where people will not live in IDP camps but in their homes. I am desperate for a country where Nigerian citizens do not go to bed hungry, not knowing where their next meal will come from. Yet, despite everything, I remain resolute. I firmly believe that Nigeria can still become a country with competent leadership based on justice, compassion, and equal opportunity for all. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO

@Zamaniii0 Please shift your own simping to one side

Biggest cap 😂😂 Back in 2022, when I was in my second year at university, I had ₦2,700 with me and planned to manage it for three days. Later that evening, my girlfriend called and said she was broke and had nothing to eat, so I sent her the ₦2,700 I had. This girl still complained that the money wouldn’t even be enough for her meals that day 😂 Meanwhile, I was planning to survive on it for three days. I had to call home and tell them I was broke and needed money. My sister sent me ₦10,000 to manage for three days until they paid her salary. The moment the money entered my account, I removed ₦7,300 and sent it to my girlfriend, then kept ₦2,700 for myself. Mind you, if one of my guys had called me saying he was broke and needed help, I would’ve either sent him ₦1,000 out of the money or lied that I had no money on me, rather than do for him what I did for my girlfriend. Women really have it easier, walahi 😂😂

@jamiuxxiv No way wig beat this. Nature over artificial

I'm supposed to prefer wigs over this ? 😂🤣 continue fooling

@LukmanIMsambo @OurFavOnlineDoc We?

You see your foolishness? Was it not APC’s zoning arrangement? How does that concern the opposition party or Nigerians supporting APC? What makes you think Obi can defeat Tinubu if Atiku withdraws from the contest? We would rather vote for Tinubu, who only has four years left, than support Obi, who may likely seek a second term and extend southern leadership for another four years. Those of us who supported and voted for Atiku in 2023 are going to vote for Tinubu if Atiku decides to step down for Obi. If Obi cannot accept the VP slot, why should Atiku step down for him? And why is Atiku your problem if Obi is not bold enough to participate in the primaries? Mr. @PeterObi , no one has ever become a President in Nigeria without participating in the primaries.

2007 Atiku ran- and lost. 2011 Atiku ran- and lost. 2015 Atiku ran- and lost. 2019 Atiku ran- and lost. 2023 Atiku ran- and lost. 2027 Atiku wants to run- and lose. He doesn’t care whether it’s the turn of the north or the south, he must run. This desperate foolishness and selfishness really needs to end. In 2015, his desperate foolishness is a huge part of why this satanic APC happened. If he stayed with GEJ, maybe APC wouldn’t have won and GEJ may have done a second term and then supported him to be president in 2019. But then again, desperate foolishness at play. In 2023, it was the turn of the South. His desperate foolishness again at play, is why Tinubu happened. This is 2027, it is still the turn of the South, but his desperate foolishness has consumed him, he will run, he will ruin himself and everyone else in the opposition. And when he does this, Tinubu will then likely return not because he deserves to but because we have a perpetually selfish politician who has had no commonsense in 20 years to put the country first and think beyond himself. Even his own son, as I type this, is currently in APC working for Tinubu. Even his own son can see that his father’s desperate foolishness and selfishness for 20years needs to end.

@BishopPOEvang He is 8 months pregnant of curses

Nigeria ward APC chairman Ibadan south

@MaryRoseMalomo At this point Angel Gabriel should blast the trumpet since Angel Michael ain't ready. If a woman can't do what you listed when a man is out there getting the bags home, then what exactly is the role of the woman?

When we say women are doing unpaid labour and unappreciated labour, people like you will call us mad women. In many homes, women cook, clean, take care of the children, drive the children to school, do market runs, help the children with their homework etc. All of these things are actual jobs worked by actual people. Now imagine you had to pay for all of these things. You would be paying a chef, a housekeeper, a driver and a private tutor. You would be paying FOUR different professionals heavily for something that you claim is nothing and costs nothing. Women work hard. Women have always worked hard. The issue is that this labour goes unpaid and unappreciated. And women like you are one of the reasons why it is so.

@jon_d_doe The foolishness of a woman is your weakest link as a man" AJD.

From my DM. Good evening, sir. Sorry to barge into your DM. Please permit me to share a tragic story I heard this evening. A boy of 20 years who worked with one company around Agbara axis got into relationship with a 17/18year old girl. So after making out with this girl once, she told the boy that she was pregnant. The news got to the boy's parents and they called the girl to ask her some questions. It happened that the period she claimed that the boy slept with her didn't tally with the pregnancy. From her calculation, she was pregnant before she met the boy. So the boy's mother suggested that she'll take the girl to do some tests, which she accepted. On the day of the proposed test, the girl blocked the boy's mother. The woman called her with another line and she equally blocked it. After some months she got in contact with the boy that she was in the hospital, and about to give birth. She told the boy to make sure he's there with her if he really wants to father the child. The boy told her that he was at work and wouldn't make it, so she suggested that the boy's father should come. The boy contacted his father, who in turn contacted his best friend, whose wife had delivered a baby after 10 years of waiting. The man had a bike which would be easy for his movement. Later on, the boy excused himself from work and joined his father and his father's friend who owned the bike. Few minutes into the journey, they had an accident, and the boy's father died on the spot. The boy's jaw was pushed into his mouth. The owner of the bike, whose wife just gave birth after 10 years, broke his two legs, and the hospital is contemplating amputation. The man was buried last week Friday. Information flying around now is that the girl that gave birth is going around telling people that the boy wasn't responsible for the pregnancy. Then why did she destroy two families? She hasn't called to offer condolences to the family. The boy's mother is very angry. End.

If this appears on your timeline just repost it. #EndPoliceBrutality ✊🏾

@unseriousguru My own is how is it possible for a police officer on duty to dress like this? Is this how bad our system is?

After I watched the video, I understood why all the waybill are checked in my madam's logistics company before it’s sent out. I also understood that this man who sh0t is way dangerous than the one he sh0t. I learnt this guy wasn't déad till he got to the station and was sh0t thrice by another police, which clearly means there's something shady they're trying to hide. I learnt you shouldn't trust anyone no matter how close they might be to you. Some might just be planning your downfall. I'd suggest people who are into this business should always ask their clients to show them what they're delivering. May this guy's soul rest in peace. Shalom!

@Utdbeni Although I understand you but it's not today that Bruno has been carrying this club. Right from the time of Ole till now although under Amorim it was a bit different but I gat you though

The moment a manager plays a system that limits most of his attacking players that system is wack. Olise, Dias and Kane are all enjoying from Kompanys system not just one player but all 3. Same with Psg. Kvara, Dembele and Doue are all enjoying even bakola. Carricks system is limiting Mbeumo and Amad and even Cunha and every assist passes through Bruno Fernandes, if you don’t see any problem with that you just hate the truth.

@premierleague @ManUtd Was never in doubt 🧐

A monumental performance in @ManUtd's midfield 😤 You have voted Casemiro as Player of the Matchweek!

@apantakuss2 @bowei05 @GeneralSnow_ This is flawed if we're being logical... Fuel subsidy removal that's more money for the country. Tax reform and new tax law means another income flow for the government. If these are factors in, at least we shouldn't be borrowing again not to talk about borrowing to repay loan

Is this your conclusion from the statement I made? Let me try to indulge you Yes we have a budget deficit of about 34%... Part of it involves our loan obligations... Shouldn't you ask yourself how it's possible that Tinubu's administration has borrowed about $24 billion but as at December last year, our debt only grew by less than $3billion That should tell you something.... If you try Also, about your question... If I'm borrowing you 200k to feed yourself and transport yourself to work everymonth Then if one day, I stop borrowing you 200k and decided to be borrowing you 100k to be going to work... Does it make sense if your wife is asking you where's the remaining 100k that I'm not borrowing you and that you are saving????

Make we reason this thing together. Tinubu came into power and said subsidy is gone. What is subsidy? Subsidy is financial support given by a government to reduce the cost of something for the public, in this case petrol. So what that means is that the money used to pay for subsidy is no longer being spent, which should mean the government has more money, right? Good. Now tell me, why has Tinubu, who supposedly has more money, borrowed more in about three years than Buhari, who was paying subsidy, borrowed in eight years? Buhari, while paying subsidy, borrowed about ₦75 trillion in eight years. Tinubu, after removing subsidy, has borrowed ₦159 trillion in roughly three years. And yet, the condition of the average Nigerian keeps getting worse. We have to collectively send this man and his gang of thieves out of our Presidency.

@CFC_OBED You cope well, where are you now 😂? I now see why you don't want to qualify for it again cos it's not your level

How will Manchester United cope with this kind of football next season in the champions league?

@funny_kante I don't even know how the algorithm starts to bring tweet from this account to my TL

A flop nobody is talking about

@mrbayoa1 I can't forget PSG last season sha during preliminary phase o and what happened during knockout phase

Yes like this? Y’all better wake up to reality and forget this showbiz football Bayern and PSG are playing.

@mrbayoa1 Firepower that couldn't out power Southampton 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is the same mouth you guys made last season only to be sent out by the same PSG you guys won for the preliminary phase

PSG vs Bayern, 3–2 in the first half, lol, is this basketball? If either of these teams plays this openly against Arsenal, they’ll face a level of firepower they’ve never seen in their lives, along with a defensive masterclass. I hope we beat Atletico first, they will understand.

@FanbrizioRomero Where's the chess master strategist in this list 😔