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@Emmalee_Maria

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emmalee@Emmalee_Maria·
When my sisters & I were younger we saw the Ned’s Declassified episode where they were gonna flush all the toilets in the school @ the same time & create an earthquake so naturally we each went to a bathroom and used walkie talkies and essentially attempted to blow our house up
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spike's pet
spike's pet@ricksredmachete·
The craziest thing about men not understanding consent is they will post proof they are a rapist and think it actually cleared their name
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chad
chad@chasedbywasps·
I met my wife on MyChart
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fishious
fishious@fishquichee·
Did you get the thought i sent you
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carter hambley
carter hambley@carterhambley·
getting bloodwork done at crumbl cookie
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trap dad
trap dad@dude_gang·
asking the bouncer kicking me out of the bar what his name and badge number is
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Douglas A. Boneparth
Douglas A. Boneparth@dougboneparth·
Going off grid for awhile. (Leaving my phone in the other room while it charges.)
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Soleil
Soleil@soleiljolina·
Why do certain apps think they can pause my music…you’re nothing and no one
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aCash
aCash@d_artox·
"Imagine your sister" No.... Develop empathy without imagining her to be your sister or mom.... Develop basic humanity.....
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miia
miia@miiagarro·
your secret is safe with me unless it’s funny
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evil elly
evil elly@laffodiI·
killing the intrusive thoughts by blinking hard and shaking my head and luckily I don’t think anyone notices
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Nicki 🫧🪷
Nicki 🫧🪷@nickimoraa·
I forgot to switch out my son’s tooth and leave money last night so instead of breaking the charade, I spent 90mins explaining that tooth fairies are federal employees and there’s currently a government shutdown.
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krus🪖
krus🪖@krus_chiki·
do they even hire dalmatians to work at firehouses anymore or what
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The Frustrating Individual
The Frustrating Individual@MILFmassacre·
face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself
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fishious
fishious@fishquichee·
The elephant has developed a sense of belonging in the room
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𝓑𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓷
𝓑𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓷@realmfberlin·
you guys get some sleep. i'll handle staying up and googling stuff.
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alien
alien@alienincrisis·
“a little bird told me” interesting because a massive entity told me otherwise
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