It's Breadz

Happy fucking birthday @ABdeVilliers17, you talented fuck.

Every guy's dream...

When a girl says, "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best." What she really means is, "I'm a fucking psycho."

Hey people who put their bday as their Twitter name . . . . . . fuck yo birthday my nigga

RT if you're laughing at Mourinho and Chelsea.

@aaronramsey Last night tho!!! #whatafinish

"@Narrie6: "@FootballFunnys: When you concede a last minute goal on FIFA pic.twitter.com/SceWb0oipH"@Emmanuel2791" n Stukkie van jou siel sterf!

And I see no bravery, no bravery in your eyes anymore.

@ElmSwanepoel @DelesLesley @spookynoises

Is ek die enigste mens Wat meer uitsien na fifa 15 se soundtrack as die game self? @Swannies88 @Harby911 @Emmanuel2791 @skaap04

How come Leon Schuster can do a #BlackFace - make a movie and make millions but students cant do it for free for a birthday party?

*Inhales blunt* What if soy milk is just milk that's introducing itself in Spanish?*Passes to the left* @DelesLesley @ElmSwanepoel en Fraba!

@spookynoises @ElmSwanepoel

@Jackie_Kruger74 WTF!!!!

Bitches wat bitch. @ElmSwanepoel sort dit so uit as sy ni onmiddelik hak, klap of neek ni! @DelesLesley

“I’m out, bru” "

@TheTweetOfGod please have mercy on @OhHiThereImTom!