Emmar Grant

There's no such thing as a 'good wiretap.' Even the imaginary ones are bad news.

I told her, I said if it ain't Christmas and you want peanut brittle too bad because 7-to-1 it's just those snakes in there.

"The Illuminati Were Amateurs" - Matt Taibbi Explains How "Everything Is Rigged" zerohedge.com/news/2013-04-2…

New study: Almost half of US adults lacked adequate health insurance in 2012 on.io9.com/VvpEs86

Our scariest president was probably Rushmore, because he had four heads

There's nothing more conservative in art than wanting it to teach your values, no matter what those values are

Dune was right:Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. If you're keeping it together, find someone who isn't & tend to them

Never start with a good idea. Start with a bad idea and beat on it until it turns good. That's how you get something new.

The Bad-Ass Mormon Gunslinger of the Wild West on.io9.com/u3EZ7Xg

Pharaohs riding mammoths on Mars: the Kickstarter. This is going to cost even more than Pebble, sure, but: treble awesome! Accepts bitcoins!

Rejected press release. The gallery wants it normal instead. zaksmith.tumblr.com/post/478952213…

If I only ate what I could catch, it would be a snail heavy diet.

You should call your penis your "lady Lump"

Photos of Chinese people with their dicks painted red running around in the forest: bit.ly/14TcQo7 #NSFW

The Dark Knight Returns's Carrie Kelley may be Batman's new Robin: on.io9.com/XgrQz70

How many remember the little train that used to run at #DallasZoo? New and ready for you...Safari Express! ChooChoo

Which subculture deserves to be protected as a social group? #QuestionOfTheDay bit.ly/XhXlRH

Upstream Color is the first masterpiece of the year: on.io9.com/Wjnqmyh

Also opening today at #DallasZoo...NEW Wild Encounters stage where you can get up close and personal with animals.