Dr. Carson 💉

𝘛𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴. 𝘕𝘰𝘸 𝘐 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦. [#TWDRP]

We've received more gauze, but please do not stop giving me your unwanted (preferably used) socks. Thank you.

[ Changing his arm bandage from the feral rabid possum bite he got yesterday. He’s fine, by the way. ]

@RENEG1ST @oneasystreet_ Hmm... Your symptoms sound like GERD or an acute gastrointestinal infection. However, it is most likely RABV. I have a treatment that will help ease your symptoms until you inevitably drop dead.

@oneasystreet_ MM, PROLLY’ NOT. 😁!!! HAVIN’ RABIES AINT THE END OF THE WORLD, I HAVENT DRANK WATER IN DAYS!

DO WE HAVE RABIES SHOTS AT THE SANCTUARY ?

[Horrifying non-stachybotrys chartarum induced clarity.] Did I insert eggs into Dwight? .................... Hmm... [back to stachybotrys chartarum infested normal.] although the correct shape, they were far too slippery for suppositories.

@RENEG1ST With my assistance, yes.

@EmmettCarson Dwight laid eggs?

I have eggs available that contain the odor of Dwight. If anyone is interested, they are first come, first serve.

@V4MPYRE__B4T Oh... Hmm... I see. He is very friendly. I pet him with a stick, for I fear he is infested with parasites.

@EmmettCarson AND YEAH, HE'S PICKY. HE PREFERS SPAGHETTI OVER RATS.

There is an orange cat residing within the Sanctuary. I tried to feed it a live specimen but it wasn't interested.

@oneasystreet_ Oh.. hmm... Skidmark is infested with worms. I do believe I can help with that- though I am not a veterinarian I am a physician.

@EmmettCarson His name is Skidmark, by the way …

TWDRP doodles: Dwight gets treated for rabies ✨

Sharp knives are the easiest way to access the chest cavity and reach the pericardium. This is accurate medical information.

@andreakharrison Hmm... Hmm... I give free lollipops and cigarettes to my patients if that helps to sweeten the pot.

@EmmettCarson Absolutely not.

I miss Lori 😢. I am going through Withdrawals I think I need to kill my self 😭💔.

where do all the “down for anything” subs go when you get out the bone saw 😔 ?

@lovellyydia I am feeling cheerful.

cheer up baby cheer up baby

@andreakharrison I am available anytime between now and fourteen minutes from now.

@EmmettCarson ?

ive picked out a few of my favorite arteries for u

@carlgrimes998 Not yummy, but the human body is naturally very nutritious. Can be yummy, if cooked properly. Hmm... I will not however, consume your flesh. At least not while you or I are both alive.

@EmmettCarson yes we Are best Friends. don't Eat me. i am Not yummy or Nutritious

The walls speak to me. They say to devour the small child.

There is no illness or disease at the bowling alley

Is something medically wrong with you

i can't fix you but i can make you feel like it's my fault

psych ward is short for psychic ward