Yeah

Being a person is insane

Are you a metrosexual or something

Dude we should invent our own cuss words

Calling work to tell them I cant come in because Im molting today

It's all sliding out

Can i have a garage sale at your house and sell your stuff

That is insanely Asian

Let's all work on ourselves together bro

Take off your skin and wear mine for a while. You’ll notice how the cock skin just droops off the end of your tiny boner, like an oversized sock on a baby’s foot.

Squatting down in the bathtub naked shaving my head

That post was avante garde bruh

Saying Nice diary fggot to a random guy writing in a notebook

Cropdusting at the mall prank

Positive thoughts bro

quit your job to play sharks and minnows

Gun to your head give me your wallet

One of the things I like about Dune is how loud and big things are. Big thing about movies is when shit is huge and loud.

Gooning and eating corn

@Yeah__Penguin I can't remember the last time I felt joy in my daily life