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@Emmm_Aye

Mother, Artist, Procrastinist, Permanently exhausted. Cannot be arsed with all this gender bullshit. RTs are not endorsements.

Away with the fairies. Katılım Ekim 2009
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Mum of one@Emmm_Aye·
Please follow my new account for my artwork. I shall try not to flood this account any longer. @Ange__Art
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Just took a fleece off the line and put it on me and a solitary fucking ant bit me all over and around my fucking armpit, the little shitehawk!! Agony and itching like fuck. Needless to say, it is Ant-hony's wake in my bathroom tonight where he met his crushing demise!!
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I have my own little fucking terrorist.
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@SqueakySays I can see into your very dark, deep soul. Do not recommend.
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Squeaky@SqueakySays·
@Emmm_Aye can you see me with those contact lenses 🙄
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Bloods coming back tomorrow. Am I dead yet?
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Shit show incoming.
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That Flo Woman@ThatFloWoman·
I’ve just got back from the vets. Has he embarrassed us further while I’ve been out?
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Sama Hoole@SamaHoole·
Let's check in on Gerald the Planet Killer. Gerald is a four-year-old Hereford cross in a field near Ledbury. He weighs about 600 kilograms. He has been busy this morning. 6:14am - Woke up. Began destroying the planet by eating grass. 7:02am - Continued environmental catastrophe by walking slowly toward the water trough. 8:45am - Committed a war crime against the atmosphere by exhaling. 9:30am - Did a pat. In a field. Where it will become part of a complex nutrient cycle that has been running successfully since before humans existed. 11:00am - Grazed a section of meadow, inadvertently aerating the soil with his hooves, spreading seeds in his dung, creating habitat for dung beetles, and sequestering carbon through the root systems his grazing stimulates. Noon - Had a lie down. The scientists monitoring Gerald's methane output have calculated that this methane, derived from grass pulled from British soil, is part of a carbon cycle that has been net neutral for ten thousand years of continuous cattle domestication. They have not been asked to present this finding anywhere. Gerald is unavailable for comment. He is destroying a particularly threatening patch of ryegrass on the south side of the field. Someone stop him.
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W. W. Wwwwwwww Oh, it does ork.
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It's fucking baltic. Thailand for to weeks looks very inviting.
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Louise Donaldson@Loulameg·
I prefer the term cashier tbf
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Haven't worn contact lenses in almost 20 years after an unforgettable encounter with corneal ulcers. Today I bite that bullet.
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Sitting outside trave agents. Wonder if they'll do me a good middle east deal.
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Mock the Left@realmocktheleft·
@Emmm_Aye Would rather walk around like a blind Muskrat than put pieces of glass or plastic in my eyes. Yack! Don't know how you can face doing that.
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