Micky McTattie

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Micky McTattie

Micky McTattie

@rackandrule

They call Alabama the crimson tide, call me Deacon Blues. 》insert something witty here《 Bass player regularly

Motherwell, Scotland Katılım Ocak 2015
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Micky McTattie
Micky McTattie@rackandrule·
Wife to husband.... Where did you get the scratches on your neck? Husband... Me and the guys went kayaking, when out of the blue, a seal appeared and slapped me on my neck with an octopus! Wife... Do you really think I'm that fucking stupid!
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@rackandrule @LauraEWebsterr It takes a particularly twisted kind of hatred to drag NS into this. This is about an unelected POS who is about to either screw up any Reform vote there might have been, or else be rapidly removed before he does that. Nothing to do with NS. As you are well aware.
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Laura Webster
Laura Webster@LauraEWebsterr·
NEW: We are publishing the disgusting homophobic joke Malcolm Offord told and had to apologise for. It is in the public interest that people know the abhorrent language the Reform UK Scotland leader chose to use Refusing to publish this would effectively be protecting him.
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Micky McTattie@rackandrule·
@LauraEWebsterr It sounds like the kind of joke ooor Nikla’s favourite comedienne would have told.
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James Dreyfus
James Dreyfus@DreyfusJames·
To those people saying I “breached an individual’s right to privacy” by posting a photo of someone’s dirty shoes up on a train seat, I say this… Identify the individual. Should be easy, yes? I mean those pumps positively scream Tanya Flump from 117a Terracotta Avenue, Rhyl…
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Micky McTattie@rackandrule·
@Fat_Jacques @grok I put a picture of my daughter in law with my twin grandsons and it had the three of them singing. It was a bit unnerving at first, they were only four months at the time, but it was brilliant!
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Fat Jacques 🏴‍☠️
Fat Jacques 🏴‍☠️@Fat_Jacques·
It is crazy how good it is. Though it fails with some 3D objects. It doesn’t know how mechanical things work. But still amazing. I gave it a photo of my father in law sitting in a wheelchair and asked it to change the wheelchair for an arm chair. It did that perfectly, though it took a few attempts. That would have been the work of a good Photoshopper with a perfect armchair reference picture to use. Grok Imagine does it in seconds.
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Micky McTattie@rackandrule·
Honestly, what is the point of PMQ’s?
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Sunday Sport
Sunday Sport@thesundaysport·
Warm beer, scrapped juries, gulags, death pods, billions to give away islands we already own, nonce pals in the Washington embassy, no growth, higher taxes... I'm suprised anyone voted for that manifesto
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#Marcher@MarcherReborn·
Angela Rayner 11/4 fav to be our next Prime Minister with @coral
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Micky McTattie@rackandrule·
She’s right and wrong! The people on HMT Empire Windrush came on their own volition. They were never invited. But between 1950 and 1971, people were actively recruited in the West Indies with the backing of the British Government.
Benonwine@benonwine

This young lady says….. ‘Britain never asked the Windrush generation to come here. They were never invited from the start.’ ‘And Britain wasn’t rebuilt by immigrants after WW2. British people rebuilt Britain.’ What is Reaction to this statement?

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Micky McTattie@rackandrule·
Happy birthing person day to those that celebrate
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Jock@JockAyeTheNoo·
@rackandrule We'll need to get a wee tweet up organised. It's been too long.
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Jock@JockAyeTheNoo·
Robbing bastards.
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Mooey@minimooey·
I'm having fish pie with dauphinoise potatoes - stay with me on this I know its a double bubble of spuds but the Irish in my genes says you can NEVER have too many spuds! - and peas for dinner this evening.
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Micky McTattie@rackandrule·
@BrianSpanner1 “It will be put out to tender” GCC “We’ve got someone” “Oh, after a thorough tendering process, I’m happy to announce that Ferguson Marine will be overseeing the rebuild. The cost is expected to be £10M and will be completed by the end of 2027, or 2073”
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Brian Spuzuki
Brian Spuzuki@BrianSpanner1·
Hahaha rebuild. This is a £100 million job.
Susan Aitken@SusaninLangside

Thank you @JohnSwinney @ScotGovFM for your solidarity & partnership with #Glasgow and Glaswegians. The £10m+ funding you’ve pledged will make the crucial difference to help us recover, rebuild & regenerate a world-class city centre neighbourhood around Union St & Central Station

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Herb Brubanter@HBrubanter·
I frequently work with an excellent lady engineer in a very male dominated industry. I like and admire her, and she's great at her job. I'm careful not to come across as sexist or patronising as she suffers that nonsense frequently. However, she keeps saying 'pacifically'...
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David Starkey
David Starkey@DrDStarkeyCBE·
Every so often some third-rate university sociology department will concoct a study which purports to prove that left-wing people are cleverer than right-wing people. Of course much of this depends on one’s definition of clever. But I certainly think it’s true that conservatives are less good at thinking; by which I mean abstract philosophising. I mean this as the greatest compliment. Conservatives have intuitive understanding of right and wrong. They’re liberated from prevarication and tend to devote themselves rather to doing than mere thinking. Let me ask: are you as articulate as your left-wing friends? Let me also ask: who would you trust to actually get something done?
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Micky McTattie@rackandrule·
@minimooey Was it a brain scan? Sometimes it can take a while to find it…..😂😂😂😂 Runs
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Mooey@minimooey·
I had my ct scan over 7 weeks ago and still not got the results. I'm not worrying because no news is good news and they took ages last year.
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