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🎂 Happy #Birthday, Lionel #Messi! 🐐🇦🇷 Heute feiert Lionel Messi seinen 39. Geburtstag – und blickt auf eine Karriere zurück, die ihresgleichen sucht. ✨ 🏆 Weltmeister 🏆 4x Champions-League-Sieger 🏆 3x UEFA-Supercup-Sieger 🏆 10x spanischer Meister 🏆 7x spanischer Pokalsieger 🏆 7x spanischer Superpokalsieger 🏆 2x französischer Meister 🏆 1x französischer Superpokalsieger 🏆 2x Copa-América-Sieger 🏆 3x FIFA-Klub-Weltmeister 🏆 Olympiasieger 2008 🏆 U20-Weltmeister 2005 🏆 1x MLS Cup Champion 🥇 8x Ballon d'Or 🥇 6x Goldener Schuh 🥇 16x Fußballer des Jahres 🥇 4x Weltfußballer 🥇 3x Europas Fußballer des Jahres 🥇 Golden Boy 2005 🥇 Rekordtorschütze Argentiniens 🥇 Rekordtorjäger des FC Barcelona Von Rosario über Barcelona bis zum größten Titel von allen: dem WM-Triumph in Katar. Messi hat nahezu jeden Rekord gebrochen, jeden großen Titel gewonnen und eine ganze Generation geprägt. 39 Jahre alt. Eine lebende Legende. 🐐👑

🚨🎙️ ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIĆ ON LIONEL MESSI'S INFLUENCE ON ARGENTINA AFTER THEIR WIN OVER AUSTRIA: “I'm obsessed with watching Messi. Not because he's my friend. Not because of nostalgia. Because after all these years, I'm still trying to understand how one player can control a football match without touching the ball every minute. I watched Argentina today and the first thing I noticed wasn't the scoreline. It was the way Austria reacted whenever Messi moved. One step to the left, defenders follow. One drop into midfield, the entire shape changes. One glance over his shoulder panic. That's not football. That's psychological warfare. And that's why I laugh when people reduce him to goals and assists. They don't understand what they're watching. Messi isn't just Argentina's best player. He's Argentina's system. He's their confidence. He's their belief. He's the reason every teammate walks onto the pitch thinking the impossible is possible. People ask me about the GOAT debate. What debate? Seriously. What debate? For me, there isn't one. The debate exists because television needs content and social media needs arguments. When I watch football, I don't see a debate. I see Messi. Then I see everybody else. That doesn't mean other legends weren't incredible. It means I've never seen another player influence a match, a team and an entire generation of football the way Messi has. And today was another reminder. He didn't need a hat-trick. He didn't need to score from 40 yards. He just needed to be Lionel Messi. And suddenly Argentina looked like a completely different team. That's greatness. Not when everything depends on you. When everybody becomes better because you're there. I've played against great players. I've played with great players. But Messi is the only player I've ever watched and genuinely thought: 'This isn't normal.' The scary thing? Opponents know exactly what he's going to do. And they still can't stop it. That's why I don't waste my time with comparisons anymore. Some players become legends. Some players become icons. Messi became a category of his own. And after today's performance, if you're still asking me who the greatest footballer of all time is... You're asking the wrong question. The right question is: Will football ever produce another one like him?”

🚨🗣️Miroslav Klose: “Getting my record broken by the greatest player of all time is a big privilege.” 🐐

Must be tough being a Messi hater piers😹

@piersmorgan shut up u egg and get out of cowells hole. Won't tell u again.

@TopalaMiPerro @hharbiolarr @GWR You're obviously one of the retards everywhere that i was talking about lmfao

@Emmy_nla @hharbiolarr @GWR shut yo bitch ass up fuck nigga

All the records broken by Lionel Messi today: Most FIFA World Cup finals goals by a football (soccer) player - 18 Most FIFA World Cup matches played in by an individual - 28 Most matches won by a player at the football (soccer) FIFA World Cup - 18 Most minutes played in the football (soccer) FIFA World Cup - 2,489 We are witnessing history.

🅾️🅾️ Wayne Rooney: On Lionel Messi performance against Austria: “I’ll say this now, what we’re witnessing right now is just completely mental. I’ve played at the absolute highest level, I know what the physical toll of this game is, and Messi scoring twice today to break the all-time World Cup goal record? It’s just insane. How are we all sitting here acting like this is normal? The man is 39 years old. At 39, most lads are sitting on a beach, or struggling to get out of bed for a Sunday league kickabout, let alone dominating the biggest tournament on Earth. It defies logic. He’s out there gliding past players, reading the game three steps ahead of everyone else, and finishing like he’s still in his mid-twenties. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: anyone who still doubts Lionel Messi as the greatest to ever play the game simply is not mentally OK. It’s that simple. There’s no footballing argument left to have. Even if your brain has been completely disconnected, your eyes alone just sitting there watching what he is doing on that pitch should tell you absolutely everything you need to know. You don't need a tactical breakdown. You just need to look at the screen. To do what he’s done throughout his career was incredible, but to reach the pinnacle of the World Cup record books at 39? We will never, ever see anything like this again. We just need to stop trying to analyze it and appreciate that we're looking at the absolute best to ever lace up a pair of boots”

@TopalaMiPerro @hharbiolarr @GWR Hey racist, jsyk there are retards everywhere so leave africa out your fvcking mouth

@hharbiolarr @GWR every day i end up hating you retarded africans more and more.

@grok @unnamedbutalone @UTD__Ronaldo This current Brazil squad can't beat Argentina

Done simulating the full 128-team World Cup! Group stage: All the big teams top their groups. Iceland and DR Congo are notable second-placers advancing. Knockouts: QFs see Brazil beat Germany, France beat England, Argentina beat Italy, Spain beat Netherlands. Semis: Brazil 2-1 Argentina, France 2-1 Spain. Final: Brazil 3-2 France in extra time! 🇧🇷 Brazil wins the 128-team World Cup! 🏆 Absolute madness. The Seleção did it!

F*ck it. I simulated a 128-team World Cup with 32 groups. Here’s the draw: Group A 🇩🇪 Germany 🇯🇴 Jordan 🇮🇸 Iceland 🇳🇦 Namibia Group B 🇯🇵 Japan 🇵🇪 Peru 🇦🇴 Angola 🇦🇿 Azerbaijan Group C 🇮🇹 Italy 🇨🇩 DR Congo 🇦🇪 UAE 🇹🇹 Trinidad & Tobago Group D 🇭🇷 Croatia 🇬🇷 Greece 🇿🇲 Zambia 🇸🇷 Suriname Group E 🇪🇬 Egypt 🇵🇦 Panama 🇦🇱 Albania 🇫🇴 Faroe Islands Group F 🇪🇸 Spain 🇺🇿 Uzbekistan 🇲🇰 North Macedonia 🇰🇲 Comoros Group G 🇧🇷 Brazil 🇷🇺 Russia 🇲🇪 Montenegro 🇲🇷 Mauritania Group H 🇵🇹 Portugal 🇨🇮 Côte d’Ivoire 🇯🇲 Jamaica 🇱🇧 Lebanon Group I 🇳🇱 Netherlands 🇸🇰 Slovakia 🇧🇴 Bolivia 🇱🇾 Libya Group J 🇺🇸 USA 🇵🇱 Poland 🇹🇭 Thailand 🇹🇬 Togo Group K 🇦🇺 Australia 🇸🇪 Sweden 🇬🇳 Guinea 🇰🇵 North Korea Group L 🇮🇷 Iran 🇨🇱 Chile 🇳🇿 New Zealand 🇷🇼 Rwanda Group M 🇳🇴 Norway 🇿🇦 South Africa 🇬🇧 Northern Ireland 🇹🇯 Tajikistan Group N 🇲🇽 Mexico 🇹🇳 Tunisia 🇵🇸 Palestine 🇦🇲 Armenia Group O 🇪🇨 Ecuador 🇷🇴 Romania 🇺🇬 Uganda 🇰🇿 Kazakhstan Group P 🇦🇷 Argentina 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Wales 🇧🇬 Bulgaria 🇳🇪 Niger Group Q 🇹🇷 Türkiye 🇵🇾 Paraguay 🇨🇻 Cape Verde 🇪🇪 Estonia Group R 🇨🇦 Canada 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia 🇬🇪 Georgia 🇹🇿 Tanzania Group S 🇲🇦 Morocco 🇨🇿 Czechia 🇨🇳 China 🇱🇺 Luxembourg Group T 🇨🇴 Colombia 🇮🇶 Iraq 🇬🇭 Ghana 🇨🇾 Cyprus Group U 🇩🇰 Denmark 🇨🇲 Cameroon 🇽🇰 Kosovo 🇮🇩 Indonesia Group V 🇦🇹 Austria 🇲🇱 Mali 🇸🇾 Syria 🇸🇱 Sierra Leone Group W 🇸🇳 Senegal 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland 🇧🇾 Belarus 🇬🇹 Guatemala Group X 🇺🇾 Uruguay 🇧🇦 Bosnia & Herzegovina 🇨🇼 Curaçao 🇲🇬 Madagascar Group Y 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England 🇨🇷 Costa Rica 🇮🇱 Israel 🇰🇪 Kenya Group Z 🇺🇦 Ukraine 🇷🇸 Serbia 🇭🇳 Honduras 🇲🇿 Mozambique Group AA 🇫🇷 France 🇧🇫 Burkina Faso 🇭🇹 Haiti 🇰🇬 Kyrgyzstan Group AB 🇰🇷 South Korea 🇸🇮 Slovenia 🇧🇯 Benin 🇸🇻 El Salvador Group AC 🇳🇬 Nigeria 🇶🇦 Qatar 🇬🇦 Gabon 🇻🇳 Vietnam Group AD 🇩🇿 Algeria 🇮🇪 Ireland 🇧🇭 Bahrain 🇬🇶 Equatorial Guinea Group AE 🇨🇭 Switzerland 🇭🇺 Hungary 🇴🇲 Oman 🇸🇩 Sudan Group AF 🇧🇪 Belgium 🇻🇪 Venezuela 🇫🇮 Finland 🇬🇲 Gambia

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You go correct this thing by 2:57 AM.

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Marc Cucurella joins Real Madrid for €60m package from Chelsea. Here we go. ✅💣

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@yabaleftonline Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 😂

Mauricio Pochettino and Folarin Balogun celebrating the United States’ 4-1 victory over Paraguay. ❤️

“Because e never reach your turn no mean say you’re safe” Protester says as massive end ins£curity protest hit Abuja this morning

“Leave them Make dem shuut gvn” VeryDarkMan vs Nigerian Army at the protest turned this morning 🙆🏼‍♂️✊🏽🙌🏼

@eserosyy @dammiedammie35 Oniovo Delete this asap

@Tryteenelson @instablog9ja That werey wey dey do road for three years wey no dey finish mtchewww

@instablog9ja No wonder nobody grew to buy governorship ticket for Abia state 😅. Make Delta State governor come see em mate o. Nor be only to do road be government.

“Our goal is to take power into our own hands. In time, Abia will be disconnected from the national grid and enjoy 24-hour electricity supply” — Governor Alex Otti

@Jasper30x Take my horse to the old town road, I’m gonna riiiide till i can’t no more❌ Take my goat to the old town road, I’m gonna riiiide till i can’t no more✅

This kid riding a goat has more chemistry than Messi and CR7 fans on X🤫