Emily Bower

He can zig, he can zag, he can Gazdag #dupe @PhilaUnion

@Lizi980 Yes!!!!

Today Abby played hide and go seek with her own hand 🖐

It’s 40 minutes past Abby’s bedtime and she’s just laying in bed singing “smelly cat, smelly cat. It’s not your fault” over and over at the top of her lungs.

@StephenBower1 Did it wash its hand tho?

It’s back y’all.

So our internet went out a few hours ago. It better be wearing a mask and maintaining a healthy distance between others.

Did we fill Abby’s Easter eggs with cereal, crackers and toys she already had? Sure did 👍🏼

I don’t know if I’ve ever ran faster than when my 2 yr old says “I’m pooping” while standing behind the couch. #pottytrainingistheworst

In other news, Abby refers to me and Stephen as Ariel and Beast. So there’s that.

How does one teach someone to poop in a toilet and not their pants? #askingforafriend

@LLEngram Pics or it didn’t happen

Just cut my daughter’s hair. I know it was risky, but also...it’s quarantine, so who we gunna be seein?

Quote of the day from my mother. “I’m just so glad I didn’t have to be quarantined with you and your sister when you were younger.” 🙄thanks LT

Potty training update: Abby thinks a toilet is called a potty train Abby: I peed!! It’s so exciting! @StephenBower1 : Where did you pee? Abby: In the potty train! Look!!

@StephenBower1 It’s concerning to say the least

#Quarantine day whatever. My wife seems to find me funnier by the day. Something seems off.

If you’ve ever wanted to try bangs, now’s probably the time #SocialDistancing #itsalwaysamistake

@LLEngram But what song was it?

Peter just told me that the Christmas song that was playing was “killing his life.” #scrooge #petertweets

PSA

@sarahgraceb__ Is this one of those secret messages where you’re trying to tell us you’ve been kidnapped??

At a hockey game and “Sexual Healing” is playing. That’s really all I have to say.

Me: Abby, what do you want for breakfast today? Abby: “mini wheats. Make it happen”

@johnbcrist Me: “you mean Dairy Queen doesn’t have any blizzards?” Stranger: “No m’am this is Burger King” Me: awkwardly waving my way through the rest of the drive-thru

What’s the most embarrassing question you’ve ever had to ask a stranger?

@mamaoftrees It’s better than “I saw your daughter in my first hour math class” . . . I was 25