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@thenewkendall @_brisummers If “beach” is code for “me” then yes.

Is this bikini okay to wear to the beach?

@TucsonStar Of course his lawyer said that. What a trash tweet.

An attorney for embattled Pima County Sheriff Chris Nanos says news reports describing the circumstances of his clients' resignation from the El Paso Police Department are wrong. tucson.com/news/local/gov…

@cirogalli @pervitinyummy Tight means close. Only you and her and everybody else thinks he was talking about her mitt.

@Encabulator5150 @pervitinyummy Much worse if he asked about the sexual life of a whole band.

@cirogalli @pervitinyummy He was asking about the band ya moron.

@pervitinyummy You shouldn’t be asking guests about their sexual lives in front of an audience. I think that should stay private.

@sarahadams @JesseBWatters @MCoupe316 They may not have a “raid team” bur surely they can get a few pipe hitters to do the thing with the guy at the place.

@JesseBWatters @MCoupe316 CIA doesn’t have a raid team, this is foolish

@SadieBud20 @catturd2 No someone lost a tug-of-war match.

@catturd2 Interesting body language there? Someone had to 'reach'.

What a photo.

@catturd2 Oh he definitely gave Xi the ‘ole Shake-n-Yank.

@JDVance @WHFraudTF YUT.

@JDVance @WHFraudTF Make shit happen.

It’s been almost two months since President Trump took the bold step of officially forming the Task Force to Eliminate Fraud. We’ve already uncovered tens of billions of dollars in defrauded taxpayer money, prosecuted dozens of fraudsters, and stopped billions in suspicious payments. And we’re just getting started. So why has it taken the federal government until now to finally tackle fraud? Because Andrew Ferguson and I are taking a new approach. Here’s how.

what nickname would you give me? 😝

@SenTedCruz Don’t use the same word twice in one sentence.

The FDA’s recent announcement on enforcement against illicit Chinese vapes is an important step toward shutting down an illicit market that fuels cartel-linked smuggling networks, targets kids, and undermines legitimate American businesses. Sustained enforcement, alongside a clear pathway for legal American products, is critical to finally stopping the illicit Chinese vape marketplace.

@itsallphoenix2 That’s not how map projection works at all.

Arizona around the world.

What do you think I taste like? onlyfans.com/piper_quinn/c5…

@rileyreidx3 put on the thigh highs

Socks on or off?

Seeing the end of the terrorist era in Benghazi is a relief. We fought these terrorists for one night, but in the aftermath of our attacks they went on to kill thousands more of innocent people across the region including more Americans. What changed Benghazi’s future was the people themselves standing up, backing the Libyan National Army, and taking the fight directly to the terrorists. The cost was enormous. So many lives were lost in this fight. But returning and seeing families living freely again, women chatting together openly at coffee shops, and children growing up without the constant threat of terrorist indoctrination was powerful. That is what victory against terrorism actually looks like. No one ever tells you the success stories or shows you how much has to be put back together after the reign of terrorists. They rarely show you what happens when communities reclaim their city from terror. @BentonDave28405 and I plan to do exactly that. I didn’t just want to tell you Benghazi is safe again, I wanted to show you. Stay tuned in the coming weeks to @The_Watch_Floor.

You ready?

@rileyreidx3 It can do "Magnum" and "Le Tigre" but it has a hard time turning left on it's own.

Would you let me take selfies with your pretty cock? 🙈

@thelauren111 Nothing lwk about your snack status.

i lwk look edible in this pic

@RealJamesWoods Now burn her whole fucking network.

Is anyone surprised?

@ultraultralight @NickJFuentes His job isn’t even fkn real so….

@NickJFuentes love how you can tell nick genuinely hates his job rn