Max the human

After a long day you just can’t beat sharing a nice cold mug of ale in the tavern with a friend!

@GrumboLumbago Clever bastards

@EnchantedAussie I read they moved from New York apparently. More people holding cash

Guys, I need help. I went to busk at town square and theres guys who take pictures dressed as elmo chasing me down.

@IAmAEvilPaladin Fair enough

@EnchantedAussie You don't get it. I have to.

I hate summer. I hate having to eat all the wasps that come into my house but theres no other way to deal with them.

@wildmagicwhimsy Ah I see

@EnchantedAussie it is not a joke, just an observation.

hale tnsa'fi tsfe, kal, ir? s'ir? s'/ir/? fa yfa, gi's...

@GrumboLumbago @girlderping I’m joining that party IMMEDIATELY

@girlderping submissive adventuring party on a quest to find a dom

what the fuck else am i supposed to beat and torture when i'm upset

@SonicFortnteGuy @twer516065 They’re sending me to the fortnite island oh god oh fuck I don’t know how to use a gun

You. Yes, YOU will return in Fortnite Showdown

@aLazyBard Now there’s tree sap on my arm

Licks thee while thee scrolls

@mmmnmmmmmnmmmmm @runesword1 You may or may not have to ask a drow I’m not sure I’ve never been as I do enjoy living and they’d probably kill or enslave me

@EnchantedAussie @runesword1 How would one enter Menzoberrenzan? Asking for a friend

sent my henchman to negotiate a weapons deal with the drow and he came back with no colour in his eyes mumbling something about a ‘fangjob’ what the fuck is going on in Menzoberranzan

@Shootcci @runesword1 This is true

@EnchantedAussie @runesword1 Ngl getting a “fangjob” is probably a W outcome compared to what could’ve happened

@runesword1 This is true, from everything I’ve heard can happen, he lowkey made it out very ok, they be on some DIABOLICAL shit down there

@EnchantedAussie hey he came back. i see him whispering to spiders sometimes but at least he made it

@dryturtl The nefarious beaver strikes again

i think a tree just fell . again.

@dryturtl he went off chasing the little critter that snatched some of the shrooms, he should catch it soon hopefully

@EnchantedAussie where is grumbo anyway

@EnchantedAussie where are my mushrooms ...

@dryturtl Back to work we go then! Should only be another couple hours depending on how lucky or unlucky we get. Only one way to find out

@EnchantedAussie hmmm i'd like to wait i can't do anything with them yet

@runesword1 Never let the cuck chair attendee recognise you

sorry babe, the cloak and hood stays on during sex, just in case someone recognises me

@dryturtl Yes! It works out very well with the height difference since he’s able to crawl into places I can’t fit, and I can reach places higher up that he can’t! I can give you the ones we’ve collected already if you’d like, but if you want like all 100 at once then it’ll be a bit!

@EnchantedAussie alright!!! you've teamed up with grumbo right?

@melodicsaturn72 @BasedRPG He means in the sense that lightsabers should be like cutting people in half and stuff, not just bashing them

@BasedRPG Bruh what are you talking about, this is literally my own gameplay.The lightsabers work fine

It was fine as a game but there’s this thing that pisses me off about all modern Star Wars games