captain / wild magic posting

reminder for all enchanted forest friends: you are welcome to join us at the dimension of discord if you have not already. you can send me a missive, and i will send back a goblin with the coordinates.

@EnchantedAussie it is not a joke, just an observation.

@wildmagicwhimsy This would probably be mad funny if I could read hobgoblin

hale tnsa'fi tsfe, kal, ir? s'ir? s'/ir/? fa yfa, gi's...

@velvet_skeleton dm me...

@wildmagicwhimsy tgis activated me and i cant tell anyone why

@aLazyBard just musing.

@wildmagicwhimsy Guh?

@aLazyBard that is their nature. why do you want me to suppress their whimsy?

@wildmagicwhimsy Then why are they foolish? Do you need help with that? I can open a school for you

oh fuck.... that IS my clan.... and damn it.... yeah, those are my goblins.....

@GrumboLumbago i try.

@wildmagicwhimsy yeah, captain of a family. youre a good dad captain

@GrumboLumbago of course. i tend to the needs of all the people in my clan. that is what a captain does.

@wildmagicwhimsy oh yeah ive heard the "they are a clan in my army, they arent my children" line before I know how much you care about them

@GrumboLumbago you are treating them like children! they are their own men. i am the captain of a goblinkin clan, i respect them as individuals. i do take responsibility for them, even if they are rambunctious.

@wildmagicwhimsy well ok maybe you didn't want them, but that doesnt change the fact that its your responsibility to take care of them! be the father that stepped up

@GrumboLumbago "want to have" goblins ?

@wildmagicwhimsy youve gotta take responsibility if you want to have goblins!!!

@aLazyBard who do you think i am, dryad? i am the captain. i take care of my men. why do you have so little faith in me?

@wildmagicwhimsy Educate these poor gobbos then!!

@aLazyBard they are fed, they're just fools

@wildmagicwhimsy Feed them or something

@TarnishedBones happy birthday !

Anyways I'm 20 now.

not my clan not my goblins.

maybe i have lived a life of too much violence and paranoia, that now i fear a gentle hand. it is hard to convince myself that the hand does not have claws.

maybe i just need to lay my head against his chest instead.

if i was not born with magic, and i had the opportunity to learn it, i wonder what school i would have gone down.

today i will let a strong, armored man slap me around a little.

i haven't had much to say lately. i feel distant and paranoid about a lot of people. i apologize for the lack of captaining lately. i am fine.

the boy has become very competitive. he takes after the general...

it is a nightmare doing anything with these two.