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@theJeremyVine m.facebook.com/story.php?stor… Have you seen this ;)

Monty, I have to say #ForAllHisFlaws, did keep an exceptional wine cellar

@BeQuietJustin I've never been a big tweeter tbh, more of an FB person :p

@BeQuietJustin Hehe, I'm sure I've seen one of them :)

@007pod Some wankers set fire to the lorry with 30 tonnes of hay on its trailer, next to my mates car transporter :-/ Both drivers are OK :)

@tomsporty @LisaLampanelli @Dayanamendoza Lisa is a vile pig of a human being

Is Gary Lineker pissed or what?! #SportRelief

Nice weave #Ant #AntandDec #GrahamNorton

@CIPhilVickers @lincspolice It's happening almost every 15 minutes, do they not realise their lifestyles wouldn't be possible without us!

Lincolnshire drivers have been named as the most likely in the country to be drunk if involved in a crash

@CIPhilVickers @lincspolice I think it's an awareness issue in Lincs tbh. I've never known it to be this bad anywhere, ever!

@lincspolice There seems to be a lot of peeps honking their horn past HGVs on A46 near Dovecote pub. 44 tonnes+sleep deprivation=death :-/

DO NOT buy any products from @VisionExpress I have never known such incompetence. Customer service is disgustingly bad

@frankieboyle @02ApolloManc

@the_gibshow @frankieboyle ...10 feet from my fucking seat!

@the_gibshow @frankieboyle When I was originally told I could not return to my seat and I said I'll hold it in and not bother, I was only...

@frankieboyle *guard ;)

@frankieboyle ...didn't crack a smile after that #disappointed

@frankieboyle I loved first half of show, lost my sense of humour after toilet nazis said I couldn't sit down again. Stood at back and..