🌟Adrianne🌟

This was such a blast to do today.

Why the FUCK is Spice World not streaming anywhere or available for purchase. I’m genuinely upset.

Anytime I’m eating a savory hand pie, all I can think is “there’s no ‘I’m in ‘team’, but there is an ‘I’ in ‘meat pie.” Thanks, @simonpegg

@millerhighlife when will you bring back the champagne bottles for high life??? 🥺🥺

I watched Money Plane because @iamjohnoliver told me to and JFC… what a fucking trip. I wish I was high for that.

@anactualwalnut When she was in Hannibal??? 🥵🥵🥵

Gillian Anderson has always been that bitch but I think she’s a prime example of why women should stop listening to people telling us to fear aging and how we’re basically old and gross after our 30’s, because Gillian Anderson NOW is literally just as hot

Thank you @AdoreMe for giving me a cute bra (that I use as a crop top) that shows my sternum tattoo perfectly. Give me more plus size bralettes that do this.

@BreweriesinPA Um, Golden Stouts are perfect for summer. Pale Ales can fuck off.

Who ever heard of drinking a stout in the summer anyway?

@iamjohnoliver Please add Pittsburgh to that list

I've added some gigs in Akron, Columbus and Grand Rapids in October. Please treat this information with interest or contempt, whichever you feel is more appropriate

I don’t know why @DrewBarrymore keeps apologizing for going back to her talk show when she isn’t doing anything to fix her gross behavior. It’s an empty apology that means nothing.

@tiktok_us every lame shop profile that pops up on my feed I’m blocking. So over all the ads and shop profiles.

@sloppjockey So did both artists know you were going to lazily reuse the same art??? I hope you heavily discounted one of them.

McDonald’s pulls Birthday Shake from menu after Grimace finally runs out of cum. More at 11.

@KDKA Lame and waste of money.

🏳️‍🌈 Pittsburgh Regional Transit is showing off its Pride this month! 🏳️‍🌈 cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/new…

More off roading adventures today #jeep

Went off roading today

Forever crying in US women’s size 11 shoes. @FoxbloodShop please expand them shoe sizes 😭😭😭

He says, breeding age. 🤢

Ever since the @SpotifyUSA update, it’s been glitchy af. Lots of issues with songs stopping and needing to refresh the app. No sound even though the song is playing. I tried uninstalling the app and reinstalling it. This is so not worth paying monthly for anymore.