TheFissureKing

Navel gazing depicted in sculpture:

@lawfulevilgf Wear me as your shoes.

too many men say they’re not into butt stuff because they’re “not gay” but why do you think god put your g-spot in there huh? do you think it’s because god wanted you to be gay? no, god simply wanted you to be submissive to women & let them play with your prostate. it’s nature

“Harvester of Sorrow” - Metallica West Hollywood, California ‘88 ProShot

Polar bears and grizzlies are increasingly crossing paths, leading to interbreeding between the two species. These hybrids can sometimes grow larger than typical grizzlies. For thousands of years, the two animals occupied separate regions, the Arctic ice for polar bears and more forested areas for grizzlies, so encounters were extremely rare. Recently, however, their territories have begun to overlap more frequently. This has resulted in hybrids known as “pizzly” bears, first confirmed in the wild in 2006. They combine traits from both parents, such as the lighter fur and swimming ability of polar bears along with the strength and adaptability of grizzlies. Studies show these hybrids are capable of reproducing, suggesting this is not just an isolated occurrence but an ongoing biological development. While it highlights the flexibility of species to adapt, scientists note the environmental transformation leading to this could have long-term implications for the survival of pure polar bear populations. Source: National Geographic Society. (2021). “Pizzly” bears are appearing in the Arctic as climate change causes species to crossbreed. National Geographic.

Okay, in a nutshell... I'd like to borrow a little money.

@BallerinaBitty Better than letting your teeth go all wonky on you because you’re stupid.

Hank’s new “video” is doing the rounds and the word is out… although Henry Winkler clearly hasn’t seen it. THE LARRY SANDERS SHOW (1995) One of THE great Sitcoms of all time. #GarryShandling #NormMacdonald

IT WILL BE THE BEST YEAR OF YOUR LIFE IF YOU DON'T IGNORE THE LITTLE KITTEN.

@1VeryChillDude A cognitively gifted white preschooler iq mogging her intellectually inferior cohort?

Do you see it?

Who do you think the 2001 movie ‘Rock Star’ was based on in real life?

Life is so much cheaper when you stay a man and kill yourself because you never transitioned to female then detransitioned back to male.

@Delicious_Tacos Y Tu Mama Tambian (2001) is the good secret beach movie.

Review of The Beach (2000 DiCaprio movie): it sucks

Basketball can suck my BWC.

morgpie turning her feet into a greenscreen of miku

Evening viewing recommendation? On @criterionchannl, watch Tony Gilroy's MICHAEL CLAYTON (2007) in our Corporate Thrillers collection! bit.ly/4djUdBN This masterfully scripted and acted legal thriller—widely heralded as one of the best films of the twenty-first century thus far—turns every shady backroom machination into riveting moral drama.

899 Naval Air Squadron de Havilland Sea Vixen FAW. 2 all weather fighters operating from HMS Eagle circa 1970

We’re so black

The harms seem a little exaggerated.

The Departed was effectively Jack Nicholson’s last major role. Nicholson- who you all know is my favorite actor - turns 89 this Wednesday. I’ve always wondered why he didn’t act more in the last 20 years. I’m picking The Departed strictly because of Jack. He deserved an Oscar nom

@KubrickPoint Not so sure about that

In Eyes Wide Shut (1999), the pool table is not just decoration. Every chalk tap and every shot feels like Ziegler reminding Bill of one thing: he was never in control.