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Kabobi has called me many things...Stupid! A Fool... etc. But everytime I see him I remember Zakayo. Is he fully human? Or is he a Neanderthal??

@KenyaPower_Care please can I have the tokens guys. Meter number 46201983585 token amount 200 on 20th oct 2024

@KenyaPower_Care kindly check the DM.

@Kenyajudiciary Translation? Or this information is only for consuption by the Akamba?

Nituumuthokya inywoonthe kuushow ya masaku na muyuka kivandani cha koti wa masaku pala uithiana na maafisaa mena utuika maimuelesya undu koti ithukumaa kwambiia undu makoani mavinguawa na kusilwa.

FPL total points so far, thread... Let's go

@HELBpage hey..kindly Check DM for an issue I am sharing for guidance.

bros been waiting his whole life to use this combo

@KenyaPower_Care pleadr check DM. I have paid my bill but it hasnt reflected on your self service portal..

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@MeteoKenya Si mlituchocha sana. You guys give fake promises just like the KK government

🌧️ Rainfall continues in Northern Kenya on 28/10/2023, as advised last Thursday. Latest reports: Marsabit Met Station: 47.9mm Moyale Met Station: 17.9mm

Brighton board selling Caicedo to Chelsea for £115m

@Kass_FM And why is it being deducted

Patients who rely on the NHIF for their hospital bills will be forced to pay cash or stay without treatment. Health CS Susan Nakhumicha says the government is too broke to remit funds.

@MrBlackOG 062

Smart people on the timeline 👀🤔

@KenyaPower_Care please respond to my inquiry. I need help.

@KenyaPower_Care this reference number 9433008 imefikia wapi. We have not had power since yesterday at 3PM. power is there but it can't reach our meter. Meter No. 37173067135 Please help!!

@DavidNdii 😀😀😀😀

*if money is not in the bank.

I asked Mzee to deploy me as the OC (Officer Commanding) at Northlands. All we need is 200 UPDF soldiers to bring order. He asked me why? I told him that Kenyans need a good beating. He refused.