Desi Engineer

He is Kejriwal's son who earns 10 lakh per month from Delhi Govt by renting 4 treadmills to his own CM father, yet, doesn't have good clothes to wear in Raghav chadha's engagement ceremony. He is Kejriwal in making.

People who know me in real , they go through this dual personality every single day 😝

@itssitu @Bluebirdeyessss Lol

@Bluebirdeyessss @Engihumor hated your every version though 😅

There is something beautiful about having long term friends that have witnessed multiple versions of you and loved you unconditionally through each version

@itssitu Sundar sushil.

Learning the art of unlearning.

I am sorry 😞

Hardly anyone gets to see me behaving like a 'girl'. Most of the time I’m roasting people, being sarcastic as hell, and laughing at their problems. Eventually they just leave saying, “Bhai, kal milte hain.”

Iran's missile and Drone strike at Dubai Airport led to suspension of flights. 2 min of silence for those who are stuck at Dubai Airport with Gold in their Rectum.

@ANI They will eventually have to choose someone else.

Iran indicated it had chosen Ayatollah Ali Khamenei's son Mojtaba as his successor, reports Reuters

@NationalistAkku @SaviorKohli @AishwaryakiRai

@Engihumor @SaviorKohli @AishwaryakiRai 🙈🙈

I'll cut my d¡ck if india wins this match ☝

@MARCUS907935 Why didn't New Zealand score?

I was already saying why even play? Just give the trophy to India. What kind of pitch is this? Totally flat wicket. Anyone can score here. Never seen a flatter pitch than this. ICC tournament or just a bilateral series to make India win? 🤔

You forgot Harmanpreet kaur.

"Jay Shah ne cheating krke India ko match Jitwa diya." - Avg Pakistani crickets fans today: #T20WorldCup2026final

Don't know who is more disappointed today - New Zealand Fans or Congressi and Liberandus who were waiting for India to lose this match so that they could make panauti jokes on Narendra Modi Stadium.

India wins #ICCT20WorldCup!

It would be a shame if New Zealand manages to play for complete 20 overs. #INDvNZ #T20WorldCup2026final

@itssitu Phone kr do surya ko

Yeh kya 20 overs pura khelenge ? Bumrah se bowling karwa lo

Jasprit Bumrah is clearly the best bowler India has produced in recent times. No other fast bowler comes closer.

@iMarathiMulgi @DrAMSinghvi @AbhiAttorney_

@DrAMSinghvi @AbhiAttorney_ @Engihumor 🤩🤩

Most “abhisheks” are good, even very good, even very very good!!

Even local Ramleelas during Dussehra have a better pairing than these two.

@khamenei_ir Bro forgot he is dead.

The Zionist regime has made a big mistake, and its consequences will make the regime desperate, by God's grace.