Engineering Problems

@UMRebelCJ Kind of how ChemEs sneer at ME's, "ChemE's do everything ME's do, but we add chemistry" Or how IE stands for Imaginary Engineer.

I saw an english major buying engineering paper so she could play dot games with her friends during lectures. Bitch, get away from our paper

Other majors sneer at engineering majors. Each engineering discipline sneers at the other engineering disciplines. #engineeringproblems

The solutions manual is 5 editions older than the textbook. #engineeringproblems

if +/- 30% doesnt work in real life, why is that all we need for our senior design project...? #engineeringproblems

I loaned out my extra calculator, now i dont have one in case i forget my primary one. #engineeringproblems

It's cool, if we screw up the dimensions, we can blame the contractor #engineeringproblems

Multiple page technical papers have become a regular part of my life #engineeringproblems

Why are all my professors keeping us over time? Is the max amount of credit hours not enough #engineeringproblems

I have 99 problems and all of them are Organic Chemistry. #engineeringproblems

My chegg account just expired!... Nooooooooo!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#engineeringproblems

Getting excited about a 74 on a test because you were 20% above the average. #engineeringproblems

I can't humanities #EngineeringProblems

I write Greek letters neater than actual words #EngineeringProblems @EngineerPrblms

Just put together a TV with a pair of tweezers, because I had no screwdriver. #alwaysfindaway #engineerinstinct @EngineerPrblms

@mikebyrge They are exponentially harder than in-class exams. #true

Correcting a Dwight Schrute meme on engineering concepts... #youknowyoureanengineerwhen #engineeringproblems

I don't know what day it is, but I know something is due tomorrow. #engineeringproblems