Engineer X

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Engineer X

@Engineer___X

Computer Science || mathematics || Data Engineer || Manchester United

In the zone. Katılım Eylül 2021

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Engineer X@Engineer___X·14 May

I might give a prediction market startup a try. I see an open gap in the market. The challenge will be that I'll be building solo without any funding. But just like I built my previous startups, this one will be successful as well.

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Engineer X@Engineer___X·2h

@ngughii @254_icon Mimi nayo kitu inaoccur naturally haiwezi niuma. Same na inches.

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felloh🧚🏾@ngughii·2h

Nime realize hakuna kitu inauma mwanaume kama kuambiwa ananuka jasho

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Engineer X@Engineer___X·3h

@Monty_Hasashi Kwa biz yabgu I don't like selling to women, product ni ya 3500 kimama kinakuja kukupea 600, nkt!

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Drugs Bunny@Monty_Hasashi·3h

Hua nakumbuka randomly that chap mwenye alisema women trade like the British during colonialism alafu naisha sana because he had a point. Like that meme ya mtu trading a MacBook for a packet of spaghetti 😂

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Engineer X@Engineer___X·3h

@Gitz__ 60% ya hizi vitu unikalia tu jaba, the 40% ndio najua ni ukweli.

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Gitz @Gitz__·4h

The alien rabbit hole inaweza fanya uchizi if you're not careful. Deep diving kwa shape shifting lizards eating babies, blood rituals na reality inversion inaweza create anxiety & paranoia mbaya sana. Approach with caution if you have mental health issues & touch grass.

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Engineer X@Engineer___X·3h

@pr3stonK Hii siwezi iona twice, nikuiona tu once halafu mbio nachomoka mambo ya "As a man.." haitapiga akilini.

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⚖️Preston@pr3stonK·4h

“As the man..” ndio kusema nini wewe?😭😭💀He can keep the compound and the bananas

Abuga with a G🐐@aab26_

As the man of the compound what is your next move😂....

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Engineer X@Engineer___X·3h

@kuwamocho_ 130 iko sawa, machine inakaa clean mbaya.

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Kuwams🍉@kuwamocho_·5h

mwenyewe amekwama 130 juu machine ni safi and serviced by Yamaha fika bei

Nick Muthumbi@nickmuthumbi

Oya @kuwamocho_ Ile DT Utakula 80 nikuwekee sai?

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Engineer X@Engineer___X·3h

@TechFabrizoo What a deal!

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Joberl@TechFabrizoo·7h

Gaming pc CPU : I5 10400F GPU : RTX 3060TI MSI 8GB RAM : 16GB RAM DDR4 Gaming case + windows 10 pro/11 BUDGET: Kes 70,450

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𝒩 𝑒 𝒙@Nexiraluv·1d

Me as soon as someone think they know me

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Engineer X@Engineer___X·23h

@nut3case @FaiGachau We mzee tuliza msolombo, kila tweet ya mwanamke naona tu unaweka mitego.

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Dr nutCase@nut3case·1d

@FaiGachau Oy

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Wamborghini@FaiGachau·1d

Ola 🌸

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Engineer X@Engineer___X·23h

@bidbogybenz Ni sura imekushtua ama ni hio fang, cause it can't be the face, right?

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h✧@bidbogybenz·1d

Wah

denzo@ItsDenzo

Y'all should hide your womens when you see me coming. 😅😮‍💨

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𐙚⋆@voidwithverses·1d

“𝘓𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘵, 𝘪𝘧 𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴... 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘮, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴.” — 𝘈𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘴

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Engineer X@Engineer___X·23h

@nut3case Wanaume hawataki kukuwa victims of domestic violence.

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Dr nutCase@nut3case·23h

uyu msichana anabeba deadlifts I can see why ako single

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Engineer X@Engineer___X·1d

@Cedric_SNR @jackwere7 Waongeze option ya Wataa deals pale *544#

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CEDRIC ABDALLAH@Cedric_SNR·1d

@jackwere7 Very soon Safaricom will join the escorts service industry.

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Sir Jack@jackwere7·1d

Safaricom has been trying to enter almost every market. Last time they were trying to come up with a B2B insurance software, sijui walifika nayo wapi

CEDRIC ABDALLAH@Cedric_SNR

Microsoft and Safaricom are taking over the SaaS market. The other day Safaricom was launching a School Management System. A whole Safaricom. This adds another reason for me to continue being serious with my Plumbing course.

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Engineer X@Engineer___X·1d

@nut3case @MkenyaMzi Hapa ukipata kazi ndio unasema I cracked the interview.

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Dr nutCase@nut3case·1d

cc @MkenyaMzi mambo yako hapa

Joi AI@joi___ai

we’re hiring 10 Masturbation Consultants $2,000/month to test our new Daily Guided Masturbation feature and document the effects on stress, sleep and mood yes it’s real yes you get paid

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Engineer X@Engineer___X·1d

@Savo_ke Hiyo sura yako ilimpea instant anger.😂

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