The Letterkenny Oracle

@DerrickEvans4WV Parenting problem.

Hey @grok put @Dave_Maynor in a bikini

@JoelEsler It said the autonomous stuff was on.

@EnglishLFC FSD wasn't on in that car.

What was the brand of the dump truck? It’s just as relevant.

@JoelEsler How many cars drive themselves into oncoming traffic?

@EnglishLFC No it wouldn't. How may accidents happen daily from cars other than a Tesla, but an accident with a Tesla gets a headline.

@JoelEsler YOU LIVE IN THE BOONIES!

Hey My ISP, what tf are you actually doing? 3 10.201.50.64 (10.201.50.64) 107.919 ms 13.206 ms 11.671 ms 4 10.200.4.86 (10.200.4.86) 183.916 ms 13.267 ms 11.963 ms 5 10.200.2.151 (10.200.2.151) 185.288 ms 12.771 ms 11.675 ms 6 10.200.4.203 (10.200.4.203) 112.817 ms 9.699 ms 7.950 ms 7 10.200.2.134 (10.200.2.134) 120.552 ms 21.849 ms 25.648 ms

@JoelEsler Yes. People no longer know about “nines”, and cannot calculate how much downtime four of them are over a year.

Do people really expect all services ever to be up 100% of the time? The crash out over Cloudflare being down is nuts.

@JoelEsler Probably use FreeBSD.

I wonder what shortcuts Apple is running internally. Like, what do they use to speed things up inside Apple?

@d0rkph0enix If you aren’t waving your arms out of the sunroof or window while shouting “RALLY!” at the top of your lungs are you really rallying? Do it.

Rally Day 2 (Saturday)! #RedlineRallys #rallylife #mclaren

@d0rkph0enix Same people think the rebel alliance in Star Wars is the USA.

If I see you brag about this I will openly laugh in your face, because you’ve clearly never read The Punisher and fundamentally misunderstand him as a fictional character, which makes you an idiot misrepresenting concepts you don’t understand. If not dumb, why are dumb shaped?

@JoelEsler Also, anyone who says they like Teams has never used any of the other options. The tier list: 1. Zoom 2. … 60. WebEx. 61. Google Meet. 62. … 100. Teams.

@JoelEsler No, it doesn’t. The biggest problem is you have Outlook and Teams trying to manage your calendar. It will also forget which mic you use, laptop, display or other. The background in your video goes in and out if you move. Etc… it’s an 80% job.

Does anyone like MS Teams? For real? I know people that like Slack, I know people that like Webex Teams, etc. But everyone I've ever seen use MS Teams hates it. I seems like it should be awesome integrating Office + Outlook, etc... but does it?

@JoelEsler @USPS I thought it was because of the systematic dismantling of a public service due to ridiculous cuts in funding from an emerging fascist regime?

For @USPS: This is why usage of USPS is declining.

It's great that people have no shame in revealing who they really are online. That way we know who to disconnect with.

@richinseattle Never met her. Never heard a good word either. I do remember this though: attrition.org/security/rant/…

Amazing, at long last they put an end to the MADness! Missed this news from 10 days ago.

@JoelEsler I was going to say get a Tchibo machine. But it seems that they aren’t currently shipping to the U.S. Thanks President TACO.

My biggest beef with automatic coffee makers is that none of my coffee cups fit underneath of them.

First album I ever bought was Paranoid. I immediately tried to emulate the Prince of Darkness. The very young me couldn’t figure out how his voice sounded like that. RIP Ozzy.

@JoelEsler @Dave_Maynor This is a massive problem boys and the worst part is the customer has no idea. It’s rife in the industry.

@Dave_Maynor In this case, I am talking about a vendor that is doing both. Using someone else's threat intel as their own and charging for it.

Are you really generating detection if your basing your detection on someone else's results and claiming it as your own?

@AShukuhi @fs0c131y Blue Oyster Bar.

OSINT challenge @fs0c131y

@JoelEsler @Trustwave Dude. No. That is a cardinal sin.

@EnglishLFC @Trustwave Screenshots of IOCs

Any of my fellow detection engineering types want to tell me what's wrong with this blog post from @Trustwave? trustwave.com/en-us/resource…