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welcome to the 2026 season folks.

@SarAEsQMd @elonmusk @9b3OR2qdITMbDcd I respect the zero fks given

@elonmusk @9b3OR2qdITMbDcd Elon busy being a tourist on a state visit when everyone else is paying attention to the diplomatic protocol

especially funny when everyone they are trying to flex on has similar or more years experience.

kinda person who lists their years of experience in an email to somehow gloss over & lend validity to factually incorrect statements & assertions contained in the same email.

@change_story1 @PronouncedHare these idiots are all just going to sit at home on their pension being mad about the next thing on Facebook

@EnzerEnzer @PronouncedHare Cause not being able to sell coffee and having to deal with douchebags in your shop and online is really condusive to making a profitable business

You know I think that te reo cafe is more likely than not to go broke. Not because of the language. Just because hospitality is a risky business and most people who go into business fail. But every person who’s ever tried it is 10x braver than anyone who hasn’t. Good on anyone who gives it a go.

@change_story1 @PronouncedHare If anything that is free publicity.

@PronouncedHare If anything they will be hugely hindered by the douchebags who are “offended” that someone is trying something different. I give it a week or two before the idiots stage a sit in protest or try to say they were abused for not ordering properly.

@NzAtox @Michaeldownunda @Dane_Giraud bookmark my post: x.com/EnzerEnzer/sta…

@EnzerEnzer @Michaeldownunda @Dane_Giraud They wont even pay the GST,PAYE or ACC Bookmark my post!

if you're triggered by a te reo cafe then you dont believe in the free market ppl can risk their capital on a concept that may or may not work and the market will decide if there is sufficient demand for it to exist if you're triggered it suggests you're worried there is demand

@Auspatriot33 oh right, now come the caveats to "no cafe" old ppl on social media are so funny.

@EnzerEnzer A cafe by itself. These are like op shops. A clothes shop isn’t a charity. A clothes shop with another function is. Not sure why that’s difficult.

@Auspatriot33 nothing in your prefrontal cortex lights up when you experience cognitive dissonance, does it?

@EnzerEnzer Thanks for giving me some hints for actual charities to visit (making people only speak Maori is not a valid goal)

@Auspatriot33 are you going to 'patriotically' demand these all shut down then? thrivecatering.org.nz thedaily.org.nz/daily-cafe/ aimhightrust.co.nz/home/cafe/ hamodava.com thekindfoundation.org.nz/our-places/ata… I can give you the names of lots more once you've gone around & killed off those ones.

@EnzerEnzer No cafe should be a charity That’s not controversial

@SamSmithReports the biggest businesses in the world invite external capital. its literally called a capital raise. google it. are you saying they aren't part of the free market framework?

@EnzerEnzer Yeah, they will invite government funding, external funding etc. This is not a free market thing. It is not someone putting up their personal capital as you suggest.

@Kimble_Bent @BenThomasNZ @AotearoaSam x.com/i/status/19484…

@BenThomasNZ @AotearoaSam What's depressing is reading your drivel and knowing you made it through the night alive without suffering a heart attack.

Lloyd Burr facing more scrutiny and consequences for his comments at work drinks a year ago will not make what happened to Maiki any better. Yes there's an imbalance and it's unjust, but I don't think calls for him to participate in his own undoing are righteous at all.

@leestee33662670 yeah, so same as me

@EnzerEnzer I do wish them well with their endevour. Its great that they can set up there own exclusive establishment. I respect the culture. I wont be going there which is also my right.

@SamSmithReports did you notice their website of have you not got that far yet? Is raising capital (either by equity or non-recourse donations) not feature of your free market?

@EnzerEnzer I notice it’s a charitable trust. Are they receiving public funding? If so, it’s not someone risking personal capital, is it.

@CamiKarzy so it will fail. why does that concern you or me?

@EnzerEnzer You have got to be having a small minded arrogant laugh! There is no market for this, even with curious tourists who may be inclined to see this kind of thing as quaint.

@Kiwipally @ZooNealand lefties are always so humourless. get all sooky about being offended and insulted.

@EnzerEnzer @ZooNealand You still haven't got the hang of mockery I see.

@Kiwipally @ZooNealand sad when you're such a woke that your feelings interpret mockery as an insult.

@EnzerEnzer @ZooNealand Not intelligent enough to understand the difference between mockery and being insulting.

@Kiwipally @ZooNealand I'm not a lefty. Check my original post, I believe in the free market. Why are you accusing others of being triggered, when all i am doing is mocking you. Clearly you're triggered by the mockery.

@EnzerEnzer @ZooNealand Yep, triggered lefty.

@Kiwipally @ZooNealand I mean, you've spent a lifetime silently sitting by, licking boomer arse and endorsing both.

@EnzerEnzer @ZooNealand Gen X is intelligent enough to distinguish it.

@Kiwipally @ZooNealand fair enough, I do find boomer-level mocking / humour and utter derangement always so difficult to distinguish.

@EnzerEnzer @ZooNealand You're the one who created a tweet accusing others of being triggered, when all we are doing is mocking it. Clearly you're triggered by the mockery. This is how the triggered thing works, right?

@arnie03 @ponekeben the biggest housing zoning crimes in the country surround Orakei & Mwadowbank stations.

@ponekeben Be less bad if any of the planned apartment blocks there happen. At the moment a one stop park and ride from the city.

Ōrākei has to win the award for most useless train station close to a major CBD ever. Beautiful though.