Kimble Bent.

National, ACT, NZF voters 6 months after the election and the country is rapidly going as predicted, to shit . ''Ohh I wouldn't have voted for them if I knew what they were going to do'' They're telling you right now what they're going to do.

@gtconway3d @mws779 @TheBabylonBee @NewReaganCaucus @grok He's right though.

@mws779 @TheBabylonBee @NewReaganCaucus @grok Pipe down, Claude

Tucker Carlson Loses On ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ After Guessing ‘Israel' On Every Puzzle buff.ly/5jiSFz1

@ElaineM11584892 Turncoat.

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@Mykuhl @BenThomasNZ @mangereman Bahhahahaaaaa. He spends an awful lot of time on here.

@Kimble_Bent @BenThomasNZ @mangereman Or someone who has a job/life and doesn't need to get into a mud wrestle.

No mate, the US is not a “basket case autocracy”

@Cog70 @kapiti_coaster @chrisluxonmp What did they do wrong that they need forgiveness?

@kapiti_coaster @chrisluxonmp There is no leadership and no plan. Come back Jacinda and Chippie, all is forgiven!

If you’re feeling concerned about petrol prices, you’re not alone. We know it’s tough, and the last thing any household needs right now is more pressure on the budget. While these pressures are global, New Zealand is in a stronger position to handle the impact of conflict in the Middle East than we were two years ago, because of the steps we have taken to rebuild the economy. We will continue to manage the economy responsibly and support Kiwis through this unpredictable time, delivering the steady economic management needed to minimise the impact on households.

@kapiti_coaster @chrisluxonmp "I have absolutely NO CONFIDENCE in National...."

@chrisluxonmp I have absolutely NO CONFIDENCE in National managing the fuel crisis. Why haven't you: - cut public transport fares - mandated/encouraged work from home so we save our fuel for emergencies (like they are already doing in Asia) - cut fuel taxes

@JanetCa03023777 @invis4yo @aelizabethI Didn't work Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger.

@invis4yo @aelizabethI If weed doesn't work, have the men wear panty hose under their pants and some eye shadow when they have their physical. They'll be home by dinner.

I just read that US troops are smoking weed so they fail their drug tests and get kicked out, so they don't have to fight the war. Protesting is protesting🤙🏼 Brilliant.

@chef_Bruce @JustAMomNamedMM Is she stoned all the time?

@JustAMomNamedMM Give me 5 androids who can follow a recipe and not be stoned, I’ll be fine. My wife however, that’s a different story.

do you have a backup plan for when ai takes over your job?

@kapiti_coaster @chrisluxonmp They're panicking and just don't know what to do. I so miss having a capable responsible government.

@BenThomasNZ @mangereman 'Agree to disagree' is the epitome of laziness.

@mangereman Don’t have time for a one-thousand-reply thread so will agree to disagree

@Anonvikwar @mangonui08

@mangonui08 Never forget this piece of shit

Yesterday I addressed the ANZ Forum. Important to bear in mind, capital investment to New Zealand looks for clarity and certainty. RMA processes need to generate growth. We can't afford excessive hapu consultation or green-mail.

@mangonui08 Who closed down the refinery at Marsden Point? Clue. It wasn't Labour.

@kaiviti_cam We're not all as heroic as you, fatso.

What a load of shit. I managed to get hold of Simon, he currently has hunting commitments due to the roar, and he categorically denies ever drinking coffee or being at a cafe with Jade Paul. This is the level these arseholes will stoop to defending a dead beat Dad.

@ChristinedeLee Completely hopeless, no portfolio and out of the country.

TVNZ News just did a puff piece on Hipkins - even asking - "Should a politician's private life be off limits"? Obviously, the answer is no - if they are on the left of the political divide. But look how Luxon has been treated recently. You really can't hate the media enough.

@WeAreWST He didn't steal it. He won it.

When Wu Yize gets going there is NO stopping him! 🙌 The 22 year old stole this frame to make it five consecutive frames and a 5-2 win over Kyren Wilson... #WorldOpen

@SundaeDivine Ohhh. In that case. We'll be fine.

It’s not chaos, it’s strategic improvisational turbulence.

@LeafusMaximus @6ixbuzztv Fuck those small town fucking cunt cops. Fuck em.

@6ixbuzztv yeah so, you cant sue people because they hurt your feelings. to win defamation you have to prove he knew for a fact that she is a biological women, to prove that you have to prove that he has seen a medical report or her naked basically prior to making the song

Officer breaks down in tears as a video plays in court of Afroman mocking her deep voice and claiming she had a s*x change

@6ixbuzztv Diddums.

@persadaichwan Never happened. Great story but never happened.

Wow Helen Hunt everybody! 🔥🔥🔥

@stevemof @ennui365 One must not allow facts to get in the way of a good yarn.

@ennui365 Fantastic story……complete bullshit, but let’s not worry about that eh?🤷🏼‍♂️

JD Vance changed his name, his religion, and his entire political ideology to become the exact avatar his billionaire backer Peter Thiel required. When a politician reinvents their identity to serve an oligarch, they are an asset. You cannot trust a word they say