Eos Chasma

It’s time for @HBO or @TNTSportsUS to drop Sean Kelly, he’s just an excitement killer. Gotta be on the podium for worst cycling commentators. If it weren’t for rob hatch, you would never know anything exciting happen #giroditalia

Hey Watts Occurring? I have no idea because @LukeRowe1990 and @GeraintThomas86 haven’t gotten off their asses to make a podcast! Get to work boys, there’s nothing more important!

@drabtshirt you should have JP ask EB to ask you if Jayden is elite tomorrow?

@JunksRadio @moneymetalcakes job done! 1/5 lfg

@drabtshirt loved the energy today but the constant httr music made the first hour insufferable.

@drabtshirt @FanDuel Brent /DC

@EosChasma @FanDuel I'll bring this up on bitseason. Good idea! What's your name/city?

@drabtshirt solution to tardiness: $25 fine for being late to work, $5 fine for being late to segment, doubles and continues to double after three infractions. All fines go to @fanduel acct where they can try to get their money back. Fines reset on 1/1. No exceptions for traffic

@drabtshirt Eh 50/50 y’all did reference the bike but didn’t mention the TDF but fair enough. Let’s get a quick shoutout on the TDF for the big show. We’re in week 3…who’s the more popular Slovenian worldwide Tadej Pogacar or Luka Doncic?

@EosChasma He said that ricky. Listen again. That's the peleton race in the building's gym.

@drabtshirt just finished bitseason 135…what else is going on in France? How bout the Tour de France you donks! Can we get one small segment on TDF: over 2000 miles of racing with 150,000 ft of elevation. For Cakes, that's more than five Mt Everests.

Smh Lane Thomas getting thrown out. @JunksRadio @grantpaulsen @drabtshirt Can you remember paying to go to the ballpark to see an Ump? These umps need to check their ego.

@drabtshirt @matt_valdez I think JP is on Ozempic. Listened to the podcast today, lost 15lbs, taste bud changed, and changed the subject during EB’s entertainment page. Thoughts?

@JunksRadio Richard Gere had a rough night

We’ll hold our annual mock draft tomorrow at 9:00 am — picks 1 through 16 — but here are our final QB rankings.

@drabtshirt @matt_valdez thanks for shutting down JP on this goat talk. He can be insufferable at times and never admits he can be wrong.

@JunksRadio “don’t want to give him any bulletin board material.” 😂 dynamite drop in

@SouthwestAir is the flight 1496 out of BWI cancelled for tonight?

@rachel_elisse All this from a data analyst using a sample size of one

This shouldn't be possible. Here I did exactly what I was warned not to do, and things aren't just fine - my kid is an inspiration to me. I wish I had half of her confidence, her effortless ability to be kind and compassionate and inclusive to everyone around her. 9/

I was raised on the child punishment teachings of James Dobson. When my oldest was born, I decided not to use spanking - ever. I had relatives beg me, in tears, to reconsider. They said I would ruin her. 13 years later, I just had my first 8th grad parent teacher conference. 1/

@olgakhazan My body falling apart—wtf happened

Your teens are for complaining about your parents Your 20s are for complaining about work Your 30s are for complaining about online dating What do people complain about in their 40s?

@profgalloway Might as well be me holding that phone, no one knows the Dog

Here’s to politicians using TikTok properly lmao

@RonFilipkowski This looks like a photo you would see from any movie of the 1950s

Diverse group.